The Degenerate Statistician 🚬

17x world champion and piece of shit 💍🍺Dropping my model picks and results whenever I have em 📊#LetsRide🚬🦍

[The Degenerate Statistician 🚬 @deGENstats]

@McDermMonster It’s a fucking Monday man

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As a dude nobody asked, I am officially announcing my endorsement for burner madness

As one who can’t stand the Johnnies, no one roast Bryce Hopkins quite like @McDermMonster

Go be great king

[Friar Freak Off @McDermMonster]

Bhop shitpost to start the week

[NFL @NFL]

Carson Beck is heading to Arizona.

@carsonbeck01 | @AZCardinals

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

I love this team ☘️

[The Degenerate Statistician 🚬 @deGENstats]

@McDermMonster Tyler or James?

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@McDermMonster If anyone was wondering why complain about this at this time

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@PCFriarFaithful Ty friar

[Tim @UConnTim]

Sixth on the UConn men’s all-time scoring list.

Most 3-pointers in program history.

Most games played. Most games started. Most games won.

Two national championships.

Three Final Fours.

Husky of Honor.

Captain.

“Thank you” isn’t enough, Alex Karaban, but thank you.

[The Degenerate Statistician 🚬 @deGENstats]

Yes.
This ain’t Ashworth
This ain’t Filipokski
This ain’t Edey

This is a winner. New England made. Winner. Bar none.

[The Field of 68 @TheFieldOf68]

“It hurts right now, it hurts a lot right now… I’m ultimately leaving UConn at a better place right now than where I started. I gave it everything I got… All I thought about was UConn basketball every single day.”

An emotional Alex Karaban after his last game for UConn.

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Dear Alex Karaban,

Thank You for an incredible four-year career.

You are truly one of the great winners and ambassadors in the history of college basketball.

Walk Proud.

Today.

Tomorrow.

And Forever.

Sincerely,

America

[The Degenerate Statistician 🚬 @deGENstats]

And I think most mothers should qualify for sainthood

[The Degenerate Statistician 🚬 @deGENstats]

- I think Dawn Stanley believes WCBB did not exist before 2015
- I think the concept of blue bloods is stupid and used only to hold onto the past
- I think if a girl gives you the eyes 3x at the bar they shouldn’t tell you to fuck off right away when you go up them

#MyBible

[The Degenerate Statistician 🚬 @deGENstats]

@SJU2219 Friar

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@McDermMonster

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@realfromtheboat Hey - stfu

[Jake Fenner @jakefenner_]

Today, UConn basketball has the small task of beating both God and The Devil

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🏀Sweet sixteen day 2 plays🏀
#LetsRide 🚬🦍

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Results and tournament trends after week 1 #numbers

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Sweet sixteen plays for tn
#FuckBCTheyllNeverHaveAWinningProgram

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Simpsons predicts everything but Family Guy predicted Texas Tech vs Alabama