Denike

Dreaming big in a small town. Living with one bald man, 1 dog and 3 cats. painter of pets, lover of laughs, liker of stuff.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

It's fucking wild we need a dead man's emails to believe the testimonies of 1000 women.

[Denike @de_nike]

America, come get your boy. He’s drunk and taking swings at everyone, including his friends.

[Denike @de_nike]

It’s just so nice to know that of you don’t look girly enough the world will crucify you as if you were an actual man. Saw some stuff today from people who need to start doing research and then delete their garbage posts when they learn they’re wrong. @jk_rowling

[Denike @de_nike]

@yogaACAB @anygirlfriday I have never regretted reading until just now. So thanks for that? I guess.

[Denike @de_nike]

@rickygervais Honestly. You put cats with racism and alcohol? I feel I can call you a cunt right now, and Eagle Fang (Effie) and Tim also think this is a cunty question. (Maybe I’m drunk)

[Denike @de_nike]

@willmenaker Aww. I had a foster named Maeby. I think one day she will meet Marty…. They’ll be buds. Sorry you had to say goodby to a good pal, but I’m glad he had you.

[Denike @de_nike]

@HeyItsHigbe His full name is Indiana Bones. But often he is Beetle Bum. Or just Bum. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Denike @de_nike]

Obviously Dexter…. But what if Joe was wearing his hat? Then how would Dexter even SEE him? 😂

[anakin @DamnAnakinn]

Dexter Morgan vs Joe Goldberg. Who you taking ?

[Denike @de_nike]

@ANNELAMOTT I wondered too 🤷🏻‍♀️. Maybe meant to stick a leg out but missed the mark?

[Denike @de_nike]

@annehelen She was in the audience for Kimmel’s intro. Full makeup etc.

[Denike @de_nike]

Did I just watch Elizabeth Banks and a person in a bear suit give Hollywood CoVid? Will know in 3-10 days. 😘 #AcademyAwards

[Denike @de_nike]

Hugh Grant simply referring to himself as a scrotum just fully redeemed him for his red carpet douchery. Well done, sir. So funny. #AcademyAwards

[Denike @de_nike]

@LEBassett Haha! I came to say this same thing lol. He’s so very above it all. I swear he eyerolled at the end 😂. Absolute dick

[Denike @de_nike]

Harrison Ford is trending. So I might as well share this pic of our dog, “Indiana Bones”. And yeah, we know we aren’t original, but he came to us at 6 yrs old with the same name as our 14 year old dog. So we named the dog Indiana. #IndianaJones

[Denike @de_nike]

@VirtualKelly @michaelscat2 This picture is perfect lol.

[Denike @de_nike]

@ThatEricAlper Give up on pleasing your parents. Just don’t even bother. They have their own shit and it will mess you up. Work for a couple of years after high school and then, in 1997, buy Amazon stock. A lot of it. Do art.

[Denike @de_nike]

Sleepy foster kitten, #TheWhiteLotus and @JENCOOLIDGE Not a bad moment in time

[Denike @de_nike]

@TheAuthorGuy Is it the cost of razor blades? Or just the decision about triple blade plus moistening strip vs old school? Fentanyl IS definitely practical and simple and cost effective…..

Honestly more havoc could be raised with gross long hairs. #cheap

[Denike @de_nike]

@jannarden My foster cat, with my Tim. They love each other. I think my foster (Faire) may be my second black cat soon 🙄. (I’ve fostered 48 kittens and cats and only kept one. And that one is Tim. Single black cats seems to be my kryptonite)

[Denike @de_nike]

@GlobalBC Maybe check with Blue Cross too. It was suggested I try an IUD to help and it’s not covered. No IUDs, any brand, is covered by Blue Cross. Been paying in for years and I was completely floored.