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I’m here for the gripes.

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summertime depression is hitting hard this year.

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@AccidentalCajun Thankful for the rain and clouds today. 80° at 11 felt like a fucking treat

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Telling a halloween animatronic to eat my ass was the highlight of my day Thursday. It set the tone for the folks around me knowing I mean business 🙂

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How yall got three ppl in this smoothie king,, no customers .. and my online order isn’t ready? The one on Carrolton would never.

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@pagan_hoetry Happy birthday ,,, but why tf are people such absolute fucking DICKHEADS

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@RevRevvinEv

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@rivertolake Looking like Paul Bunyan .. where’s your blue ox

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How do you alert other folks to tour queerness when you look like a cis boring but beautiful queen

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Fuck 2026.

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My tummy hurts.

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Shout out to the Congo goalies penis for being long and strong to block the England score.

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I might just go to autozone and look helpless until some man offers to help me change my oil.

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I came home and watered my plants last night after the news said no rain chances. It’s currently pouring rain outside 😒

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Is it even possible to get a job anymore. WTF.

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The Aussies must have feelings about Russell Crowe coaching the USA team

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@relmyers Less than 1 mile from my house. Touched down in metry

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The fact that you can’t drive down Chartres and are forced to the Jackson square Decatur shit show is so frustrating. What the hell. But I can drive down Bourbon Street what the actual fuck

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@relmyers During pride month!?! A hate crime.

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The sun is out and it’s raining. That means there’s gonna be an actual rainbow for the pride parade. Hell yeah.

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To all my naked, bike ride friends.. into all the girls gays and theys… please remember your sunscreen 🩷🩷🌈