Two Roads

Don’t follow me unless you’re a bot or a scammer. I’m disappointed in Bob Barker. And yes, Mormonism is silly in retrospect.

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Well, I was close.

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Based on the results from tonight, the baseball Gods will now require the Cubs to lose one of the next two games in a shutout, and the other 8-3.

[Two Roads @deaconstructd]

Normalize teaching youth consent & respect

Normalize teaching youth their worth isn’t what they “haven’t done”

Normalize teaching youth to ask questions w/out fear

Normalize teaching youth that shame isn’t a virtue & confusing the 2 produces anxious adults, not righteous ones

[Kimball Call @KimballCall]

Normalize teaching youth modesty.

Normalize teaching youth dignity.

Normalize teaching youth to not make excuses.

Normalize teaching youth how Jesus makes hard things achievable.

Normalize teaching youth to keep commandments with exactness regardless of the sacrifice.

[Two Roads @deaconstructd]

@archie_lochie You just did Russell’s teapot.

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@bourboncowboy21 @NQpilot Thanks for stopping by, I guess.

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I think misogynistic men need a good public shaming.

[Pilot @NQpilot]

@itburns1 @deaconstructd I think women who do that are sluts.

[Two Roads @deaconstructd]

@bourboncowboy21 @NQpilot Not really.
https://t.co/h2VPZgApCF

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@ClarkMetAddison 💯!

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Based on the results from tonight, the baseball Gods will now require the Cubs to lose one of the next two games in a shutout, and the other 8-3.

[Two Roads @deaconstructd]

@Rultpwr @NQpilot

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I been sayin it since the Land Before Time. Those things looked fake as shit and they talked… like I’m 80% sure dinosaurs wouldn’t speak English.

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This guy jokes.👏👏

[Cush @scushman]

@Punchoutpitch @TheAthletic He’s a Guardian giver

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@Rultpwr @NQpilot

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@Rultpwr @NQpilot Seems like you’re about to tear up, James. Put on a brave face now.

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@stackerco @NQpilot Genuinely looks like Trump in drag to me. Lol

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@Rultpwr @NQpilot You think calling someone gay is a based insult? I guess that’s a choice

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Based on the results from tonight, the baseball Gods will now require the Cubs to lose one of the next two games in a shutout, and the other 8-3.

[MLB @MLB]

The @Cubs absolutely crush 💪

All 9 homers from tonight's big win at Wrigley Field!

[Two Roads @deaconstructd]

@Primary_Pianist The more interesting one for me is Paul vs Jesus.

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@doogolas @TheConnorPils Well now it’s down to 7

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@joshnaa2gez Why do you assert they’ve seen Jesus when they don’t even claim it themselves?

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@Alcatrazward Legitimately. And that’s not his fault. Nobody asks to have religious OCD.

“Perfect is the enemy of good.”

[Two Roads @deaconstructd]

This fuckin guy.

Calls young women whores for wearing dance outfits and clutches pearls for a fellow Mormon saying “Hell”.

#MormonHallMonitor

[Pilot @NQpilot]

Can we please stop the cussing? I know you all feel cool and edgy doing it but it's not and neither are you.