Michael Sulwer

[shaurya @shauseth]

startup idea: we sell hand made artisanal code

[aditya @adxtyahq]

NASA writes mission-critical flight software in C.
And the rules are absolutely INSANE.

> No recursion. Ever.
> Every loop must have a provable upper bound.
> No dynamic memory allocation after initialization.
> Max ~60 lines per function.
> Minimum 2 assertions per function.
> Every return value must be checked.
> Zero compiler warnings allowed.
> Daily static analysis. Zero warnings there too.
> No function pointers.
> Restricted pointer dereferencing.

This is how they write code at NASA / JPL for mission-critical systems.

[fabian @fabianstelzer]

insane Claude Code setup.

instead of asking it to "mek app" like a total normie, you first let it spin up 1m subagents to simulate 10¹² branches of civilization from 4000 BC recursively to emulate in which universe a specific version of your app is going to be most successful

[Michael Sulwer @deactive]

@tom_antok A floating point integer

[Siqi Chen @blader]

so we raised a new round, but haven't told anyone yet

our investors are like, hey put our money to use how come burn isn't going up

i gotchu fam

introducing burn rate by runway

an award winning, blind taste-tested (by me!) hot sauce, wrapped in a genuine $100 bill

for $13.99

[Michael Sulwer @deactive]

@blader Yep.

[Michael Sulwer @deactive]

@Pricerrors @XHandles @deactive

[Michael Sulwer @deactive]

@danhuot where are you at?

[Michael Sulwer @deactive]

@ruchernchong @joshtriedcoding $5/month? Way too cheap.
Users should have to call and negotiate a price based on company scale.

[Michael Sulwer @deactive]

@danhuot Well done, best commentary ever!

[Michael Sulwer @deactive]

@danhuot you’re the GOAT, keep rocking it! #SpaceX

[Michael Sulwer @deactive]

@WarrenInTheBuff

[Michael Sulwer @deactive]

@WarrenInTheBuff I like modulus

public string CheckOddEven(int number)
{
return (number % 2 == 0) ? "Even" : "Odd";
}

[Michael Sulwer @deactive]

@b1t3lf @DrinkAriZona 🤣

[Kragniks @Kragniks]

@DrinkAriZona Kings

[Michael Sulwer @deactive]

@RhysSullivan I’ll never understand the parents that show up 1 or 2 hours early just to first in line…

Are they trying to get out earlier?
They really have nothing better to do?

[Michael Sulwer @deactive]

@mrfundman @Tesla @tesla_na

[Michael Sulwer @deactive]

@garyblack00 Yep, that was me 🙋‍♂️

[Michael Sulwer @deactive]

@Americanmama44 @LongTimeHistory That bubble burst as soon as DeepSeek came out, and Nvidia’s stock took a nose dive.