Jacob

[ University of Wisconsin Men's Crew ] I only use my brain if I’m getting paid to

[Benjamin @Bynjammin]

Four pictures can't do yesterday justice: 77 miles, ~5000', widespread flooding, 20 mph winds... It was an epic ride that pushed our limits but we cracked our category top 10 for a 2nd straight year! And last "stream" crossing made a nice bike wash.

Already can't wait for 2024.

[Jacob @dead__tom]

@boomsupersonic dallas

[Jacob @dead__tom]

@Bynjammin @osumanda good luck H!

[Jacob @dead__tom]

@osumanda @Stadium_Mustard @CLBClippers @Bynjammin Finally a family member who can hang

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

Abolish the IRS.

#TaxDay.

[Benjamin @Bynjammin]

2 years ago we cleaned out the fridge, found some bad ham, and invented #hamdarts. And the world has gone downhill since. @dead__tom @osumanda @bkwenner

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎶Always look on the bright side of life🎶

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A hand sanitizer celebration is remarkably 2020

[Jacob @dead__tom]

@Bynjammin @brantleygilbert listened to it this morning. It’s good to keep country focused on the average person’s problems. That’s the heart of country!

[Dr. Badvice @BadHealthAdvice]

Go to a dyslexic physician so they'll diagnose you with ARMS instead of MRSA

[Columbus Blue Jackets @BlueJacketsNHL]

Alright, we'll play this game.

#CBJ

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Enjoying this continuous, round-the-clock showing of "The Dark Knight Rises."

[Columbus Blue Jackets @BlueJacketsNHL]

OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL!

See you soon, @MapleLeafs.

[Jacob @dead__tom]

@Bynjammin @AllGrainBrewer how consumable is “almost” ?

[Dr. Badvice @BadHealthAdvice]

Lower your risk of cancer by doing absolutely nothing, ever, at any time

[Jacob @dead__tom]

@MADWECK you look salty

[Wisconsin Football @BadgerFootball]

Wisconsin 61, Central Michigan 0

Wisconsin 35, Michigan 14

Wisconsin 38, Michigan State 0

Send us the deed, @UpperPeninsula

[Columbus Blue Jackets @BlueJacketsNHL]

@NHL Hey @TBLightning, we still cool right?

[Wisconsin Football @BadgerFootball]

It really do be like that sometimes...

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#OnWisconsin