Tom

kinda wish life was just Super Monkey Ball

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Has a gay person ever knocked on your door to convert you? Because Christians do it all the fucking time you hypocritical dipshit

[Tom @dead_thomas]

@AstralAria__ @Pathologique_ thanks for stopping by. (:

[Tom @dead_thomas]

WHAT IF I JUST KILL MYSELFFFFFFFFFFFF

[NTT INDYCAR SERIES @IndyCar]

Second stings the most.

[Tom @dead_thomas]

@IndyCarOnFOX what if I just stop watching now

[Tom @dead_thomas]

@demihearmeroar Alexander Rossi besides the fact he immediately had a trash pitstop 😪

[Tom @dead_thomas]

@realDonaldTrump Nice blatant display of being a crybaby dictator here

[Tom @dead_thomas]

@Mark_Whitelegge Absolutely adored this one

[Tom @dead_thomas]

Tommy texter so my friends can stop looking at me everytime that fucker shows up even though I’m like the #1 advocate for turning phones off in theatres

[stephen @stephenattong]

🚨You’re only allowed to tell a cineplex employee to remove ONE! who’s gotta go? 😳

[ECR INDY @ECRIndy]

[UPDATE] ECR driver Alexander Rossi underwent successful outpatient procedures this evening to repair minor injuries to a finger on his left hand and his right ankle. He sustained the injuries earlier today during an on-track incident while practicing for the Indianapolis 500. Rossi is in good spirits and has no additional injuries.

Rossi’s recovery will be under the care of INDYCAR Medical Director Dr. Julia Vaizer and the INDYCAR medical team. His progress will continue to be evaluated with the full intent of participating in final practice on Friday, May 22 and the 110th Running of the Indianapolis 500 on Sunday, May 24.

The No. 20 Java House Chevrolet crew will prepare a backup car and return to the track for final practice on Friday, May 22.

Additional updates will be provided when available.

[Tom @dead_thomas]

@keselowski @DanicaPatrick Holy shit you could not be more wrong

[Tom @dead_thomas]

@IntercontGTC Twingo should be allowed to compete if this thing still is man

[Tom @dead_thomas]

@f1menke JACK 😭

[pokècate ⋆˙⟡ @xcatlyn]

*flirting* do u wanna see all my pokémon cards

[Tom @dead_thomas]

@awesomegirl019 sounds #jolly

[Tom @dead_thomas]

Boy & his purple drink vs the world today

[Tom @dead_thomas]

@lilydsmith mildly off topic but I know i’ll die a sad man never getting to try your french onion soup 💔

[Mads @europemaxxed]

how i imagine my childhood cat is doing in heaven

[Tom @dead_thomas]

Okay, thank you NASA for letting me use earth to spread my important agenda.

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[Tom @dead_thomas]

@awesomegirl019 #real

[Tom @dead_thomas]

@colligocritters That fucker killed me in grounded so many times