deadballerina | nicki

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[deadballerina | nicki @deadballerina1]

hey everyone, I did a thing <3

if you’ve got a bingo, reply to this one and I’ll do it too!

[deadballerina | nicki @deadballerina1]

that said, if we’re moots, I think of you as a friend, sorry.

[deadballerina | nicki @deadballerina1]

I wish i could talk to people without being half anonymized by the internet or half tipsy. I’m so socially awkward it hurts me.

[deadballerina | nicki @deadballerina1]

is my mother resorting to having OTHER PEOPLE scold me now???? why are her friends passive-aggressively sending me reels on Instagram?????

[deadballerina | nicki @deadballerina1]

@_katoaminen probably so, I was a very chill baby overall - look where that got me though lol 😂

[deadballerina | nicki @deadballerina1]

@_katoaminen I’m not a mom but I came here to talk about my own mother. Everyone tells me that my mother simply was not deterred by having to take care of me. She would go to the gym and take me, go out with her friend group and take me, I was just tagging along for everything lol

[deadballerina | nicki @deadballerina1]

uuuuugggghhhhhh 😕😕😕

[deadballerina | nicki @deadballerina1]

ugh, why are the best men so stupid mature????? this guy is so into me and I’m so into him but we are both stressing out over something that may or may not be a problem in the mid-future???

[deadballerina | nicki @deadballerina1]

I want to tell him ‘let’s just think about the now’, but the potential is so blatant it would sound reckless just to say that??? It’s so obvious we’d make it past the fling stage

[deadballerina | nicki @deadballerina1]

@nilofarzzz oh babes, I get it now!!! I do that too - sorry I didn’t get it at first 💔
I’m just that picky lol

[deadballerina | nicki @deadballerina1]

what do you mean, there’s like a WHOLE LOT of food I genuinely don’t like, and it’s not for disordered reasons…

isn’t that normal????

[deadballerina | nicki @deadballerina1]

talking to a mature man that knows what he wants is SO refreshing

[deadballerina | nicki @deadballerina1]

today I had a real life opportunity to say “books is good for the brain” but no one would get it, so I didn’t.

I’m still mildly sad over it.

[deadballerina | nicki @deadballerina1]

@imlosingitcompl I second the wool coat!!!

[deadballerina | nicki @deadballerina1]

Save your money for the good purse and the good heels. Stop spending on crap that looks bad and hurts your feet.

[deadballerina | nicki @deadballerina1]

@imlosingitcompl you know what, I do remember this!!! omg, our feet were warriors, lol

[deadballerina | nicki @deadballerina1]

@aspartameangel I take a measuring tape with me now when I go thrifting because I don’t trust my eyes anymore… and sizes are just all over the place

[deadballerina | nicki @deadballerina1]

@10mgmelatonin @imlosingitcompl @maddyunchained @2000VMAs @emptybites @_katoaminen @bluescubes @camiistiredd @dz_sht_psts @flowergreens420 @shroomberrry @skinnydirective @aquariusbxtch @dirtymanhater @birdybones13 @dietzucchini damn ffs, that’s inexcusable - thank you so much for the warning!!!

[deadballerina | nicki @deadballerina1]

these teens - TEENS i said - that I used to teach have decided they are old enough to hit on me now on their twenties

they will always be BABIES for me, doesn’t matter if they are adults on paper, ffs

[deadballerina | nicki @deadballerina1]

as an adult, im not in the business of giving excuses.

I don’t want to eat, so I won’t, and you can’t make me 🤷🏾‍♀️