Traffic Junky

Hit me up if you wanna fight. Follow for a bad time.

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

if I was around in Medieval times I'd probably get beheaded for telling the Pope to eat my shorts

[Traffic Junky @deadbeatgod]

fuck the deer if you want, bro, idc

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

The best logical fallacy to give an atheist when discussing morals is to ask them why it's morally wrong to have intercourse with roadkill

It's dead it will not feel anything, nobody will know and there are no victims

If you ask a Christian or Buddhist why it's morally wrong, they will tell you it's because the body retains inherent dignity as part of God's creation (or the sacred flow of life), and desecrating it violates divine/natural order, harms your soul/karma, and shows disrespect, even if no one feels it or knows

An atheistic worldview of this question taken to its extreme, concludes that intercourse with roadkill is tantamount to masturbation and nothing more

[Traffic Junky @deadbeatgod]

They way he just wads up the toilet paper for one wipe makes me more sick than him laying on the ground.

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

why don't you just squish it

idiot

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

what she asked of me at the end of the day clavicular would have blushed

[Mr Business @mybigcrack]

You can pour almost anything in your ear and it can't hurt you

[𝗦𝗧𝗶𝗣𝟬 @Stip0_]

Playing Dead Rising doesn't have to be expensive, here's a handy tip! 📝💲

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Haters say they run the block whole time it’s Poop Street

[Traffic Junky @deadbeatgod]

My buddy's dad would beat our asses for pulling this kind of bullshit

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

This is how I go down the stairs in my dreams

[𝗟𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗱 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗸𝘆 @gayhonky]

Naming my son 1:53 PM

[Don Kedik @Aids_Supporter]

Dumbass baby lol get fucked

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

off 3 pills pretending i work at emo best buy

[uncouth idiot fag @tenthousund]

if u slam a railroad spike into a can of pringles it'll break most of the chips

[Traffic Junky @deadbeatgod]

Taking my pants off to shit in the urinal

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

“And it appears that…yes…he and his friends are…killing the alien with hammers”

[debo @killmefam]

My manager gave me a 7 minute break to jack off so my head is clear when I come back

[Traffic Junky @deadbeatgod]

I'd be able to take Harry Potter seriously if they stopped doing that silly voice

[Traffic Junky @deadbeatgod]

When you're hitting the weed pen and the nice hr lady just smiles and waves at you