pool boy at the vampire mansion

#1 essek apologist & awful vampire connoisseur (30, they/he)

[Nilly ✡︎🇵🇸 @petotters]

Dont let them get in your head

[吉尔Matriax @Matriaaax1]

‘Unnecessary feelings’
#themightynein #criticalrolefanart #essekthelyss

[wolfe ☾ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @katesunit]

This is the most NHS thing I've ever seen in my life I can guarantee I walk to my GP right now and see a sign like this immediately

[sugar ⋆.˚✮ comms open @mcsugarcane_]

the beanie of doom and despair that makes you too important at your job

[cloudabserk @cloudofficial5]

#projecthailmary #gracerocky

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

What an app

[romanistan zindabad @djangofetts]

in primary school (in RURAL england) we had a nepalese boy join our class and they did a whole hallway display about nepal and i remember the main opinion everyone formed was "that flag is so cool"

[Maria @mlstrat]

i have some terrible news about my eunuchs

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“But in general, take my advice, when you meet anything that is going to be Human and isn’t yet, or used to be Human once and isn’t now, or ought to be Human and isn’t, you keep your eyes on it and feel for your hatchet.” - C. S. Lewis

[tess ☆ @nebuIastarlight]

love the qrts being full of people asking what the hell happens in the sonic movies because man i don’t have an answer for you. they’re just Like That for some reason

[Captain Tired of These Hoes 🦦 @Miggs_NotMigos]

“Anything for you baby” - I whisper to myself as I make another reckless financial decision.

[Mads ⭐️ @Fahrennheit]

Big Walking to Baldur's Gate

[mavis ራህዋ cr: akotsk @pigeonfemme]

whoever is in charge of naming the different kinds of fairywren LOVES these birds 😭

[sniss piss @clasnissa]

day 2 of using the paladins tweets to practice my calligraphy

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

"At least you love me." I say to my cats as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

[The Spiffing Brit 🫖 @Gamescom @TheSpiffingBrit]

The Humble Whiterun Alchemist Watching you eat 7 butterflies, 3 rocks, a giants toe and a demons heart in the corner of her shop

[Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos]

🚨SCOOP🚨: I talked the guy who wrote the oddly horny song about for the viral toy pumpkin. He would like you to know that it is NOT AI, first of all.

"Can I deny that I understood the double entendre when I wrote it? The answer is no, I can't." https://t.co/9IUDLsgvhj

[Can I Essex His Doomsday Loki Era Serpent? @havanesemom13]

This makes me think of when Anthony Hopkins told Tom Hiddleston to “butch up” his Loki portrayal bc Tom was doing “strange things with his wrists” like sir were you method acting as Odin?