DEADFACE202

[DEADFACE202 @deadface202]

Anti anxiety meds should be renamed "suck it up pussy"

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I've said it once and I'll say it again, there is no way to look tough while applying Chapstick #toughguyproblems

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@dcbigjohn patios

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Author of the night. "If I'm nice to you I don't like you"

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Why is it that a girls purse can be as big as a wallet yet it takes so long to find an ID?? #girlswhocantfindtheirids

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Fuck what you heard, I love a cabbie that will run a red or yellow light. Get me where I need to go as fast

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ive said it before, ill say it again...the movie 'the road' should be renamed 'eastern european vaction'....just saying

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yup totally getting this https://t.co/St9GiBVZ4D

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High thought...penguins are awesome, I would love to have one. I would name him Marion Barry

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@BamaFried oh I'm on it

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That moment when you actually hear people having a heated argument over Taco Bell vs McDonald's breakfast