deadful grate

Created by Hallmark to sell cards.

[deadful grate @deadfulgrate]

I like sweaters more than people.

[Bruiser Broski @BeastCoastNYHC]

Don’t dare pretend to like ska if you don’t know who this is

[Tim McQueen @McQueenTim]

Okay but this actually happened during the making of The Glenn Miller Story

[cruelty+ ♅ @portal222heaven]

just ordered two sandwiches at da bodega and the guy is so flustered he looks at me on the verge of tears and goes "just give me a few minutes okay?" like yeah man i understand that a sandwich takes time its all love playa

[eliezel @_measles_]

If humanity died out right now this website would still run like normal

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Alec Burleson Enjoyer @CardsFan281]

Football on the course in case things get backed up

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

I just dont understand anything anymore and im smart

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

@GoonersDream @MarinoMLB stop gooning and learn ball

[Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24]

Wu-Tang Clan...and Ernie Johnson!

[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

Joan Cusack is the Toni Collette of Judy Greers

[chuck 🏔 @crowcialist]

Kid right near the radio mics at the Red Sox - Rays game is going hard with “pitcher’s got a big butt” and “we want a batter not a broken ladder”

[Sean @panoptisean]

Wallace Shawn should have been in Breaking Bad. Just a few episodes

[Johnny “The Black Whisper” Warhammer @JohnnyThaHmr]

Shitting in the last 30 minutes of my shift. #VictoryFormation #QbKneel

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

At a brewery watching the game and when Trump came on screen the whole place booed and a child shouted “get ‘em outta heeere” like a Dickensian moppet

[ron mexico @troop_hater]

dunno who at Doritos thought to rebrand D-Day in 1992 but salute

[nba paint @nba_paint]

Became a dad yesterday 🥹