Lord Horsequad

I only drink diet dr cum

[Eleanora (formerly LeftieStats) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @LeftieStats]

🚨 BREAKING: Green co-Leader Carla Denyer has been elected MP for Bristol Central, defeating Shadow Cabinet member Thangam Debbonaire (LAB).

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

You come at the king, you best not miss.

[Lord Horsequad @deadhorsey]

@carla_denyer LETSSS GOOOOO

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Tonight, we made history.

This is just the beginning.

[Carla Denyer @carla_denyer]

WE DID IT!

Bristol, we made history💚

Thank you so much to the people of Bristol Central who have elected me as their MP

As this city's first Green MP, I promise to be a strong, independent voice for Bristol's values, pushing the govt to be bolder on the issues that matter

[Lord Horsequad @deadhorsey]

@carla_denyer FINALLY! SOME GOOD NEWS TONIGHT! CONGRATULATIONS!

[Carla Denyer @carla_denyer]

Want a Green MP in #BristolCentral?

I’m your candidate, and we can win! #CarlaForBristol

Promoted by Miles Thorpe on behalf of Carla Denyer (Bristol Green Party) both at 17 Great George St, Bristol BS1 5QT

[I Don't Know Her @I_Dont_Know_Her]

Mums after they've had a bath at 7pm

[ellie 🥥 @ell1emckeown]

If I won the lottery you wouldn’t know. But there would be signs.

[J @Jaden43n]

Absolutely howling at big brother telling Yinran her wig is squed 😭😭😂 #bbuk

[Lord Horsequad @deadhorsey]

@netflix I beg you to greenlight a second season of ‘The Bastard Son and The Devil Himself’

[Lord Horsequad @deadhorsey]

@GraceRandolph You can start from David Tennant’s run onward

[Lord Horsequad @deadhorsey]

Absolute pisstake that I fall in love with straight guys

[Lord Horsequad @deadhorsey]

If there isn’t a hocus Pocus 3, I have no place in this world #HocusPocus2

[Lord Horsequad @deadhorsey]

@georgiatye_ I’m sorry WHAT

[Lord Horsequad @deadhorsey]

@GraceRandolph AHHHHHHHHHHH LOOK LOOK

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Hard keeping my mouth sewn shut about this one. ⚔️

[Lord Horsequad @deadhorsey]

Pissing, shitting, vomiting

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Hard keeping my mouth sewn shut about this one. ⚔️

[chris @tophlo]

and trisha paytas is 1 cm dilated… the prophecy is being fulfilled

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Jacob Rees-Mogg is so 'quintessentially British' that his investment fund operates out of Dublin and his trust fund is in the Cayman Islands

[Lord Horsequad @deadhorsey]

The light at the end of this unholy tunnel

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

MCDONALDS MONOPOLY IS BACK FOR 2022🚨 It returns on Wednesday 7th of September!!!👏🎉