Talking to a trans girl at the gay bar,
Says "I didn't douche tonight is that okay?"
Who you calling a douche mate?
Knocked the dumb cunt flat on her arse.
Proper deadly punch.
Absolute 🔔end.
When I was at school, Dad convinced my friend that when you flushed away a huge turd you had to phone Thames Water so they could 'deal with it' to stop the pipes blocking. He gave my friend the landline number of his mate who was in on it. The calls carried on for several years.