Herm

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[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

new tiktok trend chop your legs off with a hatchet

[penny @xXMeatGodXx]

are you wiping what im shitting?

[BFrog @BFrog__]

Dios: solo hay una regla...

Eva:

[🏴‍☠️ @mvrtinza]

“hoy no voy a fumar”

yo después de medio trago de cerveza:

[JetpackCatMain 💚 @JetpackCar]

Reloading as a support genuinely feels like this

[Danielle! @LatinCreamQueen]

Talking to a trans girl at the gay bar,

Says "I didn't douche tonight is that okay?"

Who you calling a douche mate?

Knocked the dumb cunt flat on her arse.

Proper deadly punch.

Absolute 🔔end.

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

My bare rancid hole is stuck to the couch

[One Proud Bavarian @ProudBavaria]

"Hahaha, he clicked the Big Picture Mode button again instead of minimising Steam! We got him again!"

[BFrog @BFrog__]

yo yendo a que me revisen los cojones por primera vez

el doctor:

[turbomander @turbomander]

if you think ur work is done after jerking off thing 1 to completion, then buddy, u have another thing coming

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I was at school, Dad convinced my friend that when you flushed away a huge turd you had to phone Thames Water so they could 'deal with it' to stop the pipes blocking. He gave my friend the landline number of his mate who was in on it. The calls carried on for several years.

[NEET @NEETOCRACY]

There are adult men hiding in the bathroom at work right now on their phones.

[Marcy 🍉 From X the nothing app @ClawsOfHeresy]

I just invented a new sport its called sticking your hands in a bowl of hot peppers and then jacking off whoever lasts the longest wins