Deadpan Duran

Just browsing, thanks. Profile pic is muh Lambo in case you’re wondering...

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@Motabhai012 @streetfighthard It looked like a fair race to me - so, not a Cheetah

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@AgarthaEmma Did someone say sandwich?

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@OpheliaMaddsen I caught diabetes just watching that

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@endofanerajc It's only been 2020 years. This one doesn't count until the end.

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@PetiteNicoco Wheee!

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@ScottAdamsSays I listen to it 1-2x per year. Would buy a version with your voice for sure.

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@AgarthaEmma *zooms in on sandwich*

Whew! Looks like turkey.

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@morganisawizard Ok I see it. Now, how do I see that moth thing again? I miss it.

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@glittercunt_xx @scruched That’s one famous fish.

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@Dessamayoa @scruched I never cared where’s Waldo was. Maybe I should have.

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@AgarthaEmma OK, wasn’t you then. Thanks again for saving the planet!

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@AgarthaEmma Thanks a lot Emma, but, uh, were you wearing your mask?

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@AgarthaEmma Oh no - I should’ve tried to rescue that stupid joke then... It was meant to be a little meta - like jackass literal twitter guy correcting your tweet describing jackass literal twitter guy...

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@AgarthaEmma Well I remember attempting a stupid ham sandwich joke that fell so flat that I knew it seemed completely random. Too embarrassed to rescue that random ham sandwich. I laughed so hard when I saw that sandwich randomly attached to your tweet.

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@AgarthaEmma Oh yeah, I forgot about that ham sandwich. See, literal twitter guy would literally link bow hunting for boar with a ham sandwich - not a hamburger. Glad I could clear that up... 😜

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@AgarthaEmma And, their pronouns?

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@TheRealLeejo I wonder how the warranty reads

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@AgarthaEmma You funny

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@FriendOfTheABC @coltybrah @AndrewLoeschner Fixed it - the photographer was also leaning in.

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@WhitneyCummings https://t.co/eYPkfc5xFR

[Ed Latimore @EdLatimore]

This meme always makes me laugh.