Adam Doud #BlueCheck

I'm a freelance journalist. This is my personal web page.
Also I don't come here anymore. Hit the QR code.

[Adam Doud #BlueCheck @DeadTechnology]

Yep, Pulling the plug here. Been real all, but I won't support the douchebag in chief, not even with my eyeballs. Check my profile for other ways to find me. The account is kept for archival purposes and I'll post here once a month to keep Elno from purging it.

[Adam Doud #BlueCheck @DeadTechnology]

*Narrator* It will not.

[Adam Doud #BlueCheck @DeadTechnology]

@elonmusk @AutismCapital Well, did you wear a suit to the White House?

[Adam Doud #BlueCheck @DeadTechnology]

Hi....is this thing on? *tap* *tap* *tap*

Ahem.

Crypto is fucking stupid. Meme coins are even more stupider.

Thank you.

[Shuriken @ShurikenTrade]

Want to steal 50 million dollars?

Well, the Hawk Tuah girl did.

She launched a coin, rugged it, and then shamelessly went to sleep like nothing happened.

Here's how Hawk Tuah stole $50M from her fans 🧵

[Adam Doud #BlueCheck @DeadTechnology]

Fuck

[Adam Doud #BlueCheck @DeadTechnology]

I suppose I should post something here so dipshit doesn't close my account.

[Adam Doud #BlueCheck @DeadTechnology]

You told advertisers to go fuck themselves.

Go Fuck Yourself.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

We tried peace for 2 years, now it is war

[Adam Doud #BlueCheck @DeadTechnology]

Ummm...What was it your boss said? Go...Fuck...Yourself.

Guess what? They did.

[Linda Yaccarino @lindayaX]

A Message to X Users

[Adam Doud #BlueCheck @DeadTechnology]

@raywongy @inversedotcom Gutted to hear this Ray. Confident you'll bounce back in no time!

[Adam Doud #BlueCheck @DeadTechnology]

@FanSided https://t.co/RHTjK5NDsG It was Star Trek Generations, not Star Trek Enterprise. There is also no way to contact your company except and address and phone number.

[Adam Doud #BlueCheck @DeadTechnology]

This twitter account may be dedicated to shitposting about the @Cubs third base coach from now on. You've been warned.

[Adam Doud #BlueCheck @DeadTechnology]

.@Cubs press: Ask about Willie Harris. You are not doing your job until you find out why he still has one.

[Adam Doud #BlueCheck @DeadTechnology]

@FAT8893 @Captain2Phones Ready For has been rebranded (thank God) as Smart Connect and it's pretty great.

[Adam Doud #BlueCheck @DeadTechnology]

Any time Hector Neris wants out of town, I will personally drive him to the airport. Maybe I'll even let him in the car.

[Adam Doud #BlueCheck @DeadTechnology]

Please take a moment to vote "I dare you to leave, you shithead"

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Please take a moment to vote

[Adam Doud #BlueCheck @DeadTechnology]

#FireWillieHarris

[Adam Doud #BlueCheck @DeadTechnology]

Monthly post so dipshit doesn't kill my account. Oh, is @elonmusk watching? Hey Elon, Go Fuck Yourself.

[Adam Doud #BlueCheck @DeadTechnology]

Bet it lasts longer than Twitter, you deluded fuckboy.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Reuters is dying

[Adam Doud #BlueCheck @DeadTechnology]

This is as good a time as any to remind everyone that despite how much sense it makes for Elon's Folly to actually go ahead and do this, be wary of the date when you read anything on the internet today.

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as we continue to celebrate transparency on this platform, all your DMs and drafts will be made public

[Adam Doud #BlueCheck @DeadTechnology]

Hey! My account is still here. Here's a post to make sure it doesn't get deleted.

[Adam Doud #BlueCheck @DeadTechnology]

@DanaWollman Gutted to hear this Dana. Can't wait to see where you land.