Jude 💋

90% just me complaining about traffic

[Jude 💋 @deadveg]

THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME I CAN DIE HAPPY #StarWars #thathappened #lmao #thisisreallife #shehadnoidea #funny

[Jude 💋 @deadveg]

Whosever idea it was to run a cargo train at rush hour can go ahead and fall off a cliff #areyoukiddingme #youcouldnttimeitbetter #assholes

[CleverCA @rikskids]

Not sure when my inner thighs became so intimate w/one another; they are now inseparable. I don't approve of this relationship. #ThisIs50

[Jude 💋 @deadveg]

#ImpracticalJokers I have now seen @jamessmurray eat dogshit twice thanks to you. Good show last night. Excuse the bald guy #notmurr

[Jude 💋 @deadveg]

And Robert told her "sweetheart I did a budget for you, you shouldn't have needed $80" #plotthickens #gorobert #youtellem

[Jude 💋 @deadveg]

Oh no I'm in it now. Apparently Robert didn't send his daughter $80 so she didn't call for #FathersDay

[Jude 💋 @deadveg]

At the very least have more interesting convos #dontcareaboutrobertsdaughter #goingtocollege #orthatshedidntcall for #fathersday

[Jude 💋 @deadveg]

There's a woman in this vital records office talking on her #cell on speaker and it's so fucking rude! #seriously #getaheadset

[Storm The Cat @Selfies4Storm]

Who wants to cosplay Zelda with me?

#BreathoftheWild

[Jude 💋 @deadveg]

That #awkwardmoment where your husband catches you stealing his fries and you tell him your motto #friesbeforeguys #sorrynotsorry

[Jude 💋 @deadveg]

#shitkidssay #rikskids #mouthofbabes https://t.co/ryaRS9Ioi2

[CleverCA @rikskids]

The last day I let my son watch football. #PeytonManning #football #retiredlife #kidwisdom #SuperBowl

[Jude 💋 @deadveg]

Just saw a panhandler throw his sign down in anger and stalk off to give someone a high five. Still not sure what happened #whatthewhat

[Jude 💋 @deadveg]

I keep getting notices to watch the #Inauguration and like, I'd rather scoop out my eyes with a melon baller #notmypresident #trumpsucks

[CleverCA @rikskids]

A 6 yr old Foreign Ambassador he's not. #kidwisdom #france #mean

[Jude 💋 @deadveg]

Why do you smell like boobs and tits? @Arielly327 #carconversations #shitmyfriendssay

[Jude 💋 @deadveg]

#shitkidssay #funnykids #rikskids https://t.co/kwMcGQEswy

[CleverCA @rikskids]

Keep it real Kai.
#kidwisdom #boops #Barbie #UrsulaBooty

[CleverCA @rikskids]

New friends take work. #kidwisdom #boogers #bully

[Jude 💋 @deadveg]

Deep words #rikskids https://t.co/txTzRw3VbA

[Jude 💋 @deadveg]

What is this, an Eevee for ants!?! #pokemon #PokemonGO #eevee #pokemonglitch pokemonno

[Jude 💋 @deadveg]

If you're doing 55 in a 70 you deserve your license taken away #areyoukiddingme #youregonnakillsomeone #unbelievable