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no gender, only swag

[Sword @aboysaysnoword]

“You’re so quiet” I don’t have a single thing to say to you

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

May you heal so hard you do arts and crafts again.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

i genuinely have zero interest in other people’s lives which is probably why i get so annoyed when people start getting too involved in mine

[ً @artfuIchaos]

just because i seek peace doesn’t mean I’m not skilled at war.

[アシシュ☀️ @iashishranjann]

people who never follow geopolitics and current affairs daily are trying to lecture me about how my country is “DEAD” based on instagram reels

[sumati @iamsum80]

To those ₹2 hoes asking “Modi ne kiya hi kya hai”

(Sorry to say but we will be living with the most thankless insects).

1-Gas cylinder on missed call.
2-Payment of online bills.
3-UPI payment.
4-DigiLocker.
5-Jan Aushadhi Kendra.
6-Ayushman Card.
7-New Parliament Building.
8-Free vaccination.
9-Pradhan Mantri Jan Dhan Yojana.
10-Surgical strike.
11-Operation Sindoor.
12-Triple Talaq Bill.
13-Aadhaar linking.
14-FASTag.
15-Chenab Bridge.
16-Jammu Tunnel.
17-Ganga Expressway.
18-Kashi Corridor.
19-Vishwanath Corridor.
20-Kedarnath reconstruction.
21-Shri Ram Temple construction
22-Sukanya Samriddhi Yojana.
23-Construction of toilets.
24-Doubling of railway tracks.
25-Expansion of railway stations.
26-Fewer days for ticket booking.
27-Ticket cancellation facility.
28-Golden Quadrilateral Scheme.
29-Bharatmala Project.
30-18 AIIMS construction
31-S I R
32-Mahatma Gandhi Setu reconstruction.
33-Bhupen Hazarika Setu.
34-Army modernization.
35-Make in India.
36-Drone revolution.
37-Direct money into farmers' accounts.
38-Ration digitization.
39-Free ration.
40-Kanya Sumangala Yojana
41-Implementation of GST.
42-Major reduction in GST.
43-Preservation of cultural heritage.
44-Construction of ponds.
45-Har Ghar Nal Se Jal.
46-22 hours of electricity.
47-Unprecedented rebate in income tax.
48-Abolition of Article 370.
49-553 new railway stations.
50-1500 new overbridges.
51-Removal of over 200 obsolete laws.
52-ED's record-breaking raids on corrupt individuals.
53-Year-long waiver on FASTag for 3000 rupees.
54-Implementation of VVPAT in EVMs.
55-Kartavya Path route.
56-Pictures of cultural heritage on currency notes.
57-Reconstruction of Nalanda University.
58-Indigenous production of Tejas.
59-Self-reliance in cell phone manufacturing.
60-Mudra Yojana.
61-Ujjwala Yojana.
62-Suraksha Bima.
63-390 new universities
64-7 new IITs
65-7 new IIMs
66-16 new IIITs
67-300 new medical colleges.
68-Construction of Pamban Bridge.
69-Rishikesh-Karnaprayag railway project.
70-Uttarakhand Char Dham road construction.
71-BrahMos production factory.
72-Assault rifle manufacturing in Amethi.
73-Vande Bharat modern trains.
74-Law on Waqf Board property.
75-Bio-toilets in railways.
76-Implementation of labor laws for workers' welfare.
77-Implementation of GRAM JI Yojana.
78-India has already surpassed China in road construction.
79-12 lakh youth provided government jobs.
80-Over 8 lakh commercial licenses issued.
81-80,000 new petrol pumps.
82-Construction of Shaurya Sthal.
83-Merger of railway budget into general budget.
84-Over 9000 new schools.
85-Bulldozers on illegal constructions.
86-Fencing on borders.
87-Open license to army against terrorism.
88-Vikas Kaushal Yojana.
89-Demonetization.
90-FASTag facility by abolishing toll gates.
91-Chandrayaan.
92-Mangal Mission.
93-Multi-satellite stabilization.
94-Reduction of flood-affected areas in Bihar.
95-End of queues.
96-Smart City expansion.
97-Urea coating for farmers.
98-PF withdrawal made convenient.
99-Creation of over 5 crore new jobs in private and domestic sectors.
100-If the farm laws had been passed, brokerage would have ended, and illegal encroachments by many Bangladeshis in mandis would also have ended.

Credit : @ArunKosli

[Janhavi @artoverasters]

This protest really revealed who in my friend circle is the easiest to manipulate

[Hetal @heyytal]

this entire saga reminds me of only 1 quote by osho :

"democracy means govt of the people, for the people, by the people. but the people are retarded"

[Eminent Intellectual @total_woke_]

If Modi is destroying India, 99% Pakistanis should be supporting him, instead 99% Pakistanis support Rahul Gandhi 🤔

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you

[a @yyioom]

all roads lead back to me isolating myself

[🐻 @woman0fwise]

A man would sleep with a woman he hates.

A woman can't even stand the idea of being touched by a man she hates.

This just shows how the male gender are far more degenerate, frigid and evil.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Rich kids being able to do art for a living may be a reflection of their privilege but it seems to me like a reflection of the fact that a human that doesn't have to worry about money will often choose art. everyone is an artist until rent is due. i wish we all had that right

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

in another universe, us

[Cass🚩 @_xojnk]

The dumbest person you know right now is probably talking about how revolutionary Cockroach Janta Party is...

[waffle @deadwafflecandy]

@AK_Aspire I want to know

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

India has won! भारत की विजय। अच्छे दिन आने वाले हैं।

[alexei @alexeixbt]

the final act of genius is playing dumb

[Nora❦ @hiscoraline]

the way wattpad fell off so badly needs to be studied. coz tell me why i'm seeing people complaining about how the app is now mostly taken over by AI generated stories? 😐 like back in my days, we used to have real writers with unhinged funny stories about their personal lives 😭

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i think if i worked all day and came home and saw a grown ass man waiting for me to cook him something I would literally lose it