SharpestSpoon.

Nerd, Bad Comedian, and Useless Information Database.

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

Real patriots don't need to use masks

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Millennials living through:

- 2 economic recessions
- 9/11
- Iraq & Afghanistan
- a global pandemic
- 8 stock market crashes
- jobs replaced by AI
- Host of The Apprentice possibly starting WW3

We’re tired boss.

[Mindful Primate @MichellesDude]

@KeithOlbermann

[SharpestSpoon. @deadxrebel]

@VoteHarrisOut @KamalaHarris @realDonaldTrump 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[SharpestSpoon. @deadxrebel]

“Concepts of a Plan” is the new “Binders Full of Women”

#debate2024 #KamalaVsTrump #2024Election #2024PresidentalDebate

[SharpestSpoon. @deadxrebel]

@tunguz Thats obvious Genovia.

[SharpestSpoon. @deadxrebel]

@Saltyfootball7 @Wrexham_AFC A goal is a goal is a goal is goal #diemadaboutit

[Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers]

Interviewer: "Can you explain this gap in your resumé?"

Tony Hawk: "Yeah it was between these two retaining walls in a Pasadena parking garage. I pulled a clean backside heelflip across it."

Interviewer: "Fucking rad"

[SharpestSpoon. @deadxrebel]

@wendyp4545 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You are literally too stupid to insult

[SharpestSpoon. @deadxrebel]

On this weeks newest episode of “A GOP Politician Says The Quiet Part Out Loud” 😳😳🤣🤣

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

When they say stuff like this, they mean they want to go after conservatives.

Their tactics are straight out of the USSR's playbook.

[Wrexham AFC @Wrexham_AFC]

The @WxmAFCCommTrust have launched a Football Boot Appeal 👟

Donate your old or unused football boots to those in need 👇

🔴⚪ #WxmAFC

[SharpestSpoon. @deadxrebel]

@synthandlasers Starting hashtagging your food!!! THE PEOPLE NEED TO SEE YOUR CREATIONS!!!

[Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers]

Look at my toasted bagel sandwich. It has roast beef, and cheddar, and a fried egg. Look at me, I'm the Arby's now.

[SharpestSpoon. @deadxrebel]

@fan_banter @DWNZ07 @AGShizzle @Jm2672Jason @oohmoz1 @18Freddy87 @brann_hann @DAlexVIII @NottsCountyPoll @camstutely @Mattpie95 @1LukeRhodes @joshproctor1231 @callmepaschall @K_Motson @official_danik @DaveStubbs14 @KatDavies13 Wow, its pretty awesome to have my tweet included here, thank you! 😃 Happy Promotion #Wrexham!!!

[SharpestSpoon. @deadxrebel]

@fearlessidzine SOOOOOO HAPPY FOR ALL YOU LIFER WREXHAM FANS!!!! I’m just a fan for watching Welcome to Wrexham but as a Chicago Cubs fan I know how hard it is to watch a beloved team struggle for years.

Congrats on being back in the EFL!!!!

[SharpestSpoon. @deadxrebel]

@Wrexham_AFC SOOOOOO HAPPY FOR ALL YOU LIFER WREXHAM FANS!!!! I’m just a fan for watching Welcome to Wrexham but as a Chicago Cubs fan I know how hard it is to watch a beloved team struggle for years.

Congrats on being back in the EFL!!!!

[SharpestSpoon. @deadxrebel]

@WillowNeptune

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

We’re just getting started. ❤️ @Wrexham_AFC

[SharpestSpoon. @deadxrebel]

@RoJoHen