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🏴Not an arsonist. I just enjoy gaslighting

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@CombineO88443 @RazorFist Man people suck so bad at hitting the button prompt on the screen they post room temp IQ shit like this.

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@Neil_Bloch @FlorioGina For the baby, yes.

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@TravisV_YT $500 is just the cost of the RAM. What an odd way to admit you have a room temp IQ.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A potluck. Everyone brings one dish. I have never been so out of my depth in my life.

I was invited to a gathering. "Just bring a dish to share," they said. Simple words. I did not sleep for three days.

Because I understood instantly what this was. A summit. Every guest, a lord of their own house, arriving bearing tribute. And tribute is judged. Tribute is ranked. To bring the wrong dish to the wrong table is to fall in standing before your peers, possibly forever.

So I prepared. I made my finest dish. I carried it to the door with two hands and a straight back, braced for the weighing of my worth.

The first lord arrived with a bowl of orange powder noodles. Macaroni and cheese. The crowd roared. He set it down at the center of the table. The CENTER. I noted this. The center is the seat of power.

The second lord brought a tower of small brown meat orbs in red sauce. "Meatballs," he announced, like a man laying down a sword. They were placed beside the macaroni. A strong showing. An alliance, perhaps.

I studied the table like a battlefield map. Potato salad: defensive, reliable, old money. A vegetable tray, untouched, clearly a hostage offering no one expected to win. And then a woman walked in, raised a flat box overhead, and the entire room turned and CHEERED.

Pizza. She had brought pizza. Store-bought. Still in the box.

I was stunned. She had not even cooked it. And yet the people rejoiced as if a king had entered. I revised my entire understanding of the hierarchy on the spot. Effort means nothing here. Only the roar of the crowd decides rank.

I placed my dish down, humbly, near the napkins. A peasant's position. I accepted it.

And then a man tapped my shoulder, pointed at my dish, and said the words that changed everything.

"Whoa, did you make this? This is amazing. Everybody, you GOTTA try this guy's thing."

The room turned. The room came. The room ATE. My dish vanished in ninety seconds. The pizza woman herself took a second helping and looked at me with respect.

I had won the summit. By accident. With a dish I placed by the napkins.

I understand nothing about this country. I have never been happier. I am hosting the next one.

So tell me, America.

Is there a system to the potluck? A secret rank? A hidden law?

I have decided there is not.

You just bring the thing you love, and everyone eats it, and somehow everybody wins.

It is the most insane way to hold a war.

I will fight in every single one.

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@TiffanyFong Equal lol no, but some, yes. This isn't the 1800s where you have to manually wash clothes then dry them outside.

Im 2026 you can do laundry and dishes while you watch The View. Women are so lazy.

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@OsheaJacksonJr Thats not Tomb Raider. That is Uncharted. How do I know? Tomb Raider has Lara Croft. Uncharted has Nathan Drake.

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@k1rallik So just wait about 30 to 60 days then buy it for less? Cry babies jfc

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@EricLDaugh Seeing the gay come out in Bessent is hilarious haha. The hair comment lmao.

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@BlooHook You can play your PS5 on a monitor. This is probably the lowest IQ rage bait Ive ever seen.

[Trumps Nephew @ForgiatoBlow47]

Texas man arrested for charging illegals $200 per person to guide them to asylum towns

He instead lead them to ICE detention center

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@Polymarket Lmao

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@EricLDaugh Bringing up the most POS president of all time is not doing Trump any favors.

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@CultClassicCage Replace Kratos and in the same day the Wolverine game has a girl immediately introduced lol.

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@Fight_Ghost Your bitch ass let them take it?

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@RealEmirHan She is right. She isn't

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@DevilsWatchman @AnorueJr @FkMySmPnsLife Said by the guy who just argued about the logic of a universe where there was never any blood prior. Or minimal amounts. Dont try to flex IQ when you don't have it. You expose yourself as a fucking idiot.

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@DevilsWatchman @FkMySmPnsLife No blood in any movie or cartoon. Fucking dumbass.

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@x0Starlight Lara Croft will soon be Lars Croft. Samus will soon be Samuel. Aloy will soon be Alan and I'm sure you'll be fine with it right? No, you would cry like the bitch you are

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@gosuprime022 A switch 2 - pedophile confirmed

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

The last 48 hours have really reflected the state of gaming in 2026💀