Dean Pennington

The balls.

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@AmericanAir flight 4400 delayed almost an hour on the tarmac for an ARMREST REPAIR? Are you kidding me? Could you all possibly give less of a shit about your customers?

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@LundukeJournal I'm not endorsing Pokemon Go. It's a data collection dream for nefarious actors. But a lot of this is misleading. CIA awards were for Keyhole in early 2000s. CIA never funded PGo, investment was in Keyhole. Historical data wasn't given to Scopely (supposedly). & more

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@RepOgles wE lOsE oUr CounTry. the country has been standing for 250 years without your heroic leadership, you sentient sack of filthy dicks.

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@RepOgles i'll bet you know a thing or two about lip service and DJT. i don't think your origin story gets enough attention. Andy Ogles was the first known human to be borne from the collective infectious diarrhea of an entire state. you're like a racist Swamp Thing except uglier.

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@RepOgles there is literally zero evidence of any "illegal aliens" voting in our elections, you vaguely human-shaped trash bag full of baboon shit. i dream of the day you and the rest of the MAGA scum-cult get shunned from society and/or imprisoned.

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@RepOgles he's a citizen you big dumb asswipe

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@RepOgles this might actually be the stupidest fucking tweet in the history of the platform. "conclusive proof" that PR shouldn't be a state because something something gay porn (?). did someone prank you and turn your TV to "Culos de Hombres Grandes" at halftime?

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@JDVance Judiciary doesn't CONTROL exec power, it sets BOUNDARIES on it. Which is pivotal to a functioning republic and is foundational to this country. Is there room in that weird, giant fucking balloon head of yours for a history lesson? Moon-faced weirdo VP doesn't understand civics.

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@RepOgles The only thing Andy is Ogling are Trump's balls. Maybe he'll give you a pat on the head and a couple extra hard candies for being a good boy and writing this big resolution.

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I'm sorry, America. I fucked up and didn't vote in 2020. But Cards Against Humanity paid me $5.93 to post this apology and make a voting plan, and now I'm a whole new person! Did you skip 2020? Get paid to apologize today at https://t.co/oXXcxh9PYH #DonaldTrumpIsAHumanToilet

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@SpeakerJohnson It's Bijlert's "Feast of the Gods", depicting Dionysus, you absolute clown. Not everything, everywhere is Christianity. Stop manufacturing outrage.

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@DianaBo89025068 unverifiable misinformation like this is just as toxic coming from democrats as it is from republicans. you want to say crap like this, post a source. a legitimate source, with a quote from a real state police spokesperson.

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@eastdakota @Austen "I'm happy to follow up with you to give you the data that was calibrated," says HR drone in the middle of firing someone without presenting a reason. Is every single corporate person in tech just totally full of shit? Complete lack of humanity and so insulting.

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@doctor_boo_ @GamesOverMovies @gamesovermovies is RIGHT... let me guess, you like HALLOWEEN and GHOSTS like a weird fuckin PLEB GTFO with your SPOOKY CRAP IDIOT i'll bet you're not even a REAL DOCTOR

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I just entered the @MAINGEAR + @AMDGaming PC Giveaway to win a fully customized Starfield MG-1 Gaming PC! #benext #giveaway #pc #Starfield https://t.co/NSvEucaAuE

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@anchor are you not allowing Podcasts to publish episodes that mention "COVID"? Host of Belligerence Podcast here. #covid #covid2019 #podcast

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@StLouisBlues @NHLBruins fan here, just learning about Laila. She's awesome. Such an inspiration and win or lose the Blues are lucky to have her around. I can't get enough of her.

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#zotacatpax #zotacgaming #mekseries

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#paxeast #corsair #megastreamdeck

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@Jen_Royle thank you SO MUCH for an incredible dining experience. @TableBoston is the best in the city. Go there. Right now. Stop what you're doing and go.