Dean Anderson

Goal: Look like Chris Pratt… Status: Andy from Parks and Rec

[Dean Anderson @deanaroo]

@BogmanSports and @Fitz_FF what do you think about me trading away Barkley for RJ Harvey and a late 2026 1st in a Superflex Dynasty where I’m doing a soft rebuild, do I sell high and is that an appropriate value for him?

[Dean Anderson @deanaroo]

@TheFFBallers goes from “we do too much with names” then immediately to J Grizzard from Lizzard Lake tangent 😂🤣

[Dean Anderson @deanaroo]

HIT IT JEREMY! HIT IT! @TheFFBallers #firsttry my new moment of the year vote I’m Jay Griz! 🎶

[Dean Anderson @deanaroo]

My gasted is so flabbered.

[Dean Anderson @deanaroo]

There is only one way to say the name “Flint Lockwood”

[Dean Anderson @deanaroo]

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style
-Maya Angelou

[Coach Duggs @CoachDuggs]

American Ice Football is the future.

[Dean Anderson @deanaroo]

I have a very unhealthy hatred towards mellow yellow thinking it’s even close to Mountain Dew

[Dean Anderson @deanaroo]

I miss cracking my back in school chairs, now I need a Chiropractor

[Dean Anderson @deanaroo]

Go-gurt serving size is 3 tubes, so no judgement until #4

[Dean Anderson @deanaroo]

“Are you trying to achieve greatness or are you trying to avoid disappointment?”

[Dean Anderson @deanaroo]

I have HIGH HIGH HOPES that @PanicAtTheDisco will be back… but in the mean time @brendonurie congratz on being a father and I hope your wife records your nursery songs

[Dean Anderson @deanaroo]

@TheFFBallers #thiccsgiving

[Dean Anderson @deanaroo]

Why does @KirkCousins8 look so much like Buzz Lightyear?

[Dean Anderson @deanaroo]

Can we supersize the Nacho Fries @tacobell cause I’m wanting more than this kid size

[Dean Anderson @deanaroo]

The government should make voting a lot more like Tinder

[Fan Controlled Sports @fancontrolled]

@KellyB125 won The Peoples Championship MVP, but looks like @FCFZappers owner @dalvincook is coming for his job as QB1 👀

[Dean Anderson @deanaroo]

The amount of times I 3 tap to ensure I have everything, I still lose all 3 constantly #IYKYK

[Dean Anderson @deanaroo]

Why doesn’t #SpongeBob show their view of #sharkweek and show Mr. Crabs collecting for his restaurant? #toomorbid?

[Chris Simms @CSimmsQB]

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