Dean Cammarata

Life moves pretty fast…

[Dean Cammarata @deancammarata]

Bad bunny Super Bowl halftime show was peak. No one can convince me otherwise. 🔥🔥🔥

[Dean Cammarata @deancammarata]

Fish fillets are not that bad #sundaywisdom

[Dean Cammarata @deancammarata]

Anyone else be thinking of a song while listening to a playlist on shuffle and then that song is the one that plays next. I think my AirPods can detect my brain waves #conspiracytheory

[Dean Cammarata @deancammarata]

Aint nothin’ gonna break my stride.
Nobody gonna slow me down.
Oh no I got to keep on movin. #iykyk

[Dean Cammarata @deancammarata]

Just opened zumiez @ Ross park mall. Yeah I’m a manager #bigleaguesarecalling

[Dean Cammarata @deancammarata]

Why is the stove clicking? #dumbmonday

[Dean Cammarata @deancammarata]

Me and @sthirkell_ won’t be on stage but we WILL be singing #smartmonday

[Dean Cammarata @deancammarata]

Anyone else talk to themselves in the candle aisle at target or just me? #Confessions

[Dean Cammarata @deancammarata]

I just tried to prefire a traffic light and then it let the other people go. #auraloss

[Dean Cammarata @deancammarata]

I HATE Morton from Mario kart. He’s fat and I don’t like him. #fuckmorton

[Dean Cammarata @deancammarata]

Saran Wrap gotta be top 5 ragebaiting objects of all time #fucksaranwrap

[Dean Cammarata @deancammarata]

MASS UNFOLLOWING OF @Expired_Hamm ON SEPTEMBER 1ST 2025

[Dean Cammarata @deancammarata]

BREAKING NEWS🚨
@Expired_Hamm was just banned from the GC

[Jackson Wasielewski @jacksonww2213]

#Shoutout Snapchat stickers

[Dean Cammarata @deancammarata]

Was just banned from the gc due to excessive sticker use #sadmonday

[Dean Cammarata @deancammarata]

@apuri412 @JoeySlickGuy @sthirkell_ You stay out of this

[Dean Cammarata @deancammarata]

Nobody ask @JoeySlickGuy or @sthirkell_ to ever have any fun because they are too serious and nonchalant to let loose and have fun. #funpolice

[Dean Cammarata @deancammarata]

@JoeySlickGuy @sthirkell_ #hatersgonnahate #thisguysnofun

[Dean Cammarata @deancammarata]

Fine I’ll admit it. I watch “the summer I turned pretty”. And I enjoy it. I won’t let anyone give me shit for it. #hatersgonnahate #teamconrad

[Dean Cammarata @deancammarata]

I love “to be” verbs. I will always use them and no English teacher will ever change that.