Dean Jenkinson 🇨🇦

pants is a funny word

[Dean Jenkinson 🇨🇦 @deancomedy]

Need company? Call our company.
Our company will come keep you company.
We’re the Company Company.
- my 8yo pitching

[Dean Jenkinson 🇨🇦 @deancomedy]

@Acyn Full grown adults think this is how to behave

[Dean Jenkinson 🇨🇦 @deancomedy]

@UFC_CA Lol I'm a Winnipegger and that skyline ain't Winnipeg. Nice try, A.I.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

(🧵) Somewhere out there is a voter just now tuning into politics. RT for them this thread of updates.

1. Trump under criminal investigation in Arizona.
2. Audiotapes reveal Trump-Epstein friendship never ended.
3. Trump ally Musk using illegal Pennsylvania lottery to buy votes.

[Dean Jenkinson 🇨🇦 @deancomedy]

@johnastoehr It's no surprise Trump's the type who delivers a set-up, takes an extended unrelated ad-lib, and then delivers the punchline to a set-up the audience has long forgotten. Then he throws the writer under the bus.

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

More of this please. Excellent. Use the F word: Fascism.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Utterly brutal.

Deserves 300,000 retweets.

[Dean Jenkinson 🇨🇦 @deancomedy]

@AnandWrites @KamalaHarris @anatosaurus Great essay! And very exciting

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

Appeared on Piers Morgan earlier today before the JD Vance announcement. Me against two Trump supporters and Ben Shapiro, who went before me.

I refused to accept the BS "both sides" nonsense. You shouldn't concede it for a second. Bring the receipts.

Full 45 minute segment: https://t.co/oTS7LhdTKC

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

INSPIRATIONAL: This Ohio man overcame the debilitating burden of his own principles

[Media Matters @mmfa]

Reporting on Trump’s VP decision should emphasize that Mike Pence has been removed from the ticket because he refused Trump’s entreaties to overturn the 2020 election — and that his substitute will be someone who would make a different choice https://t.co/HlYLZEIuK5

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

He can’t be prosecuted in office.

He can’t be impeached because the courts should decide.

He’s immune from prosecution after office.

He can’t be prosecuted by Biden’s DOJ because that’s “lawfare.”

And he can’t be prosecuted by a special counsel.

We have created a dictator.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Best take I've seen so far in regards to Trump's assination attempt.

[The Editorial Board @johnastoehr]

Correct.

[The Editorial Board @johnastoehr]

Not only will the Republicans be given a pass, the Democrats’ condemnation of political violence will be erased in favor of accusing both sides of stoking political violence. Don’t let anyone tell you it’s both sides.

[Andrew Coyne 🇺🇦🇮🇱🇬🇪🇲🇩 @acoyne]

For You feed just now…

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Ballots. Not bullets.

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

Holy shit, all the way this.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Holy moly. Justin Trudeau just gave a statement about President Joe Biden:

This is a must watch.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Those of us who have watched our elderly loved ones decay know the heartache of watching their firm-grasp-of-Chinese-trade-policy phase.