deandra allen

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[Tua Tungasahur @OchoReacts]

As a straight man Love Island doesn’t hit unless you’re being forced to watch it at gunpoint by a pretty girl

[hanna on fire˚ˋঌ˖ @nicosnek0]

going through tl on april fools as a very gullible person

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

How I disappear from people's lives after being the best temporary person they'll ever meet.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Goals for April
-lose 15 pounds
-be good at my job
-get 4 boyfriends

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

When I accidentally become important at work and now it's ruining my gym schedule

[bigsock @biggersocks]

fw myself on fw me friday

[kida @kidasnow]

me leaving the 18-24 age bracket

[･ﾟ *✧:*Kitanna*:✧*･ﾟ @h0neyginsengg]

People be scared to say stuff but I’m NOT. That’s why everyone wants 2 kill me or have sex wit me

[Ifediche @esther_stan]

Staring at myself the whole time during a video call.

[♡ @astralbaes]

this is how men 25+ flirt

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Before gym: Feel like shit. Maybe I should skip.

After gym: Life is amazing. Let’s crush the rest of the day.

[eri @gyozaskirt]

And blow dry my hair

[rosie @rosiegotstacked]

do i really have to jack off all of the trades

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

ur not an it girl unless someones mom had one-sided beef with you in middle school

[arfy🏳️‍🌈 @arfy_waffles]

A buff boyfriend could fix me

[ri @mwutilate]

i am actually a really nice and open minded girl my last boyfriend was 5’6

[miia @miiagarro]

imagine fumbling a girl who hates every man but u