Dean

most normal in any room

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

You can heat this phone up all you want, I’m not copping no new shit @apple

[Dean @deangennosa]

chappy T

[webdiva lain iwakura @mexicanbjork]

cope

[Dean @deangennosa]

@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn i have a billion percent of the jobs
this month

[Found Footage Fest @foundfootage]

24 years ago today, our pal Rick and his roommates held a garage sale in Denton, Texas, where prices were determined by a mysterious figure called the Pricemaster. Everything was for sale but nothing was sold. Happy Pricemaster Day to those who celebrate.

[Dean @deangennosa]

showing my flubber about weed before he dies on a shoe

[Dean @deangennosa]

nosefullofsnotu

[Dean @deangennosa]

everyone criticizing the kid who presented his final project while scrolling his phone. i’m wondering what Content is Captivating him in such a way… like put me on 💀😭

[Dean @deangennosa]

i’m biden my lip thinkin about u

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

We're far in the future after civilization has collapsed and knowledge of television and movies and games has been preserved orally so we're listening to the tribe storyteller recount an episode of Popeye, but because of linguistic drift the names are now pronounced differently

[Dean @deangennosa]

on earth we’re briefly goated

[Dean @deangennosa]

playing with magnits… thinking what my next move should be 🤔🤔🤔

[cory @coolmathgame_]

i hate old people man. “i was in the war” congratulations. i’m gonna be in the next one and they have laser beams now

[Dean @deangennosa]

this episode in particular will maybe make you say “whaaaaat?”

[Dean @deangennosa]

do people at fashion schools do anything or just wear clothes

[Dean @deangennosa]

if harry potter was two generations older he could’ve been on his phone

[Dean @deangennosa]

just got a flawless rating on the bass part of nf’s song in fortnite festival thank you nf and thank you fortnite

[Dean @deangennosa]

its so hard to be on the big i phone with one hand

[Dean @deangennosa]

can’t wait for christmas so i can get gifts

[Dean @deangennosa]

@henrypedisich word i can contribute

[Dean @deangennosa]

i think i would find lego fortnite very relaxing