Dean Jefferson

dishin out the coochie if the groove wavy

[Dean Jefferson @deanjeffersonSF]

In Dallas for first time for biz and chose my flight fit with @fatbellybella in mind hoping I’d cross paths in airport and get the headnod. What a jackass.

[Dean Jefferson @deanjeffersonSF]

Iron dome? Orban shout out? Kid Rock lip sync? Hill Hogan’s bronzer? Kissing the helmet? I thought it was the gummies and vino but nope. It all happened.

[Dean Jefferson @deanjeffersonSF]

@RapSnacksRadio just dropped great lesson on sincerity. This dude’s show on @KPOORADIO is tops!

[Dean Jefferson @deanjeffersonSF]

KD getting tribute upon return to Nets is grade inflation

[Dean Jefferson @deanjeffersonSF]

Number one job that puts u at risk for a heart attack has to be on-air talent on Fox NFL Sunday or Game Day

[Dean Jefferson @deanjeffersonSF]

@jrichardgoodman We ain’t winning again, even w Steph. Trade him, too. Set him free. Let’s go full speed rebuild.

[Dean Jefferson @deanjeffersonSF]

If Wiggins found a hair in his soup he’d be too afraid to tell his waiter

[Dean Jefferson @deanjeffersonSF]

We need a ceasefire on NBA ejections. This will drive away fans. #freejokic

[Dean Jefferson @deanjeffersonSF]

Van Gundy legit questioning if Steve Nash is best Santa Clara player ever is peak hilarious

[Forbes @Forbes]

How did you do in Frase today?

https://t.co/nXQYW1tRw6
#FraseByForbes

[Dean Jefferson @deanjeffersonSF]

Despite Bob Fitzgerald telling us 1000 times which Jaylen Williams attended which college, I swear I could never answer that question when asked.

[Dean Jefferson @deanjeffersonSF]

@WSandretto Um, yeah. No. Not when there are hands on your teammate. That changes the calculus.

[Damon Bruce @DamonBruce]

49ers vs. Bengals Postgame Show https://t.co/qRmAd1y9Xr

[Dean Jefferson @deanjeffersonSF]

Poole, Baldwin Jr, and Ryan Rollins go 2-27 tonight 7% FG. Careful before you critique that CP3 trade.

[Dean Jefferson @deanjeffersonSF]

Deleterious penalties are like, the worst. Mark Jones is like an SAT tutor.

[Dean Jefferson @deanjeffersonSF]

Mark Jones announces a game like he’s trying to solve a crossword puzzle. Did he really use the word indelible during a football game?

[Dean Jefferson @deanjeffersonSF]

Mark Jones choosing to use the word countenance instead of face is peak hilarity

[Dean Jefferson @deanjeffersonSF]

Wiggs monster dunk revealed what is his greatest weakness. He laughed and marveled about it at timeout. Kobe doesn’t do that. His brows furrows and he readies for the kill.

[Dean Jefferson @deanjeffersonSF]

@SacramentoKings Tough talk for a fan whose team just got destroyed by a tougher team

[Dean Jefferson @deanjeffersonSF]

@natfluential JP deserves criticism for poor decisions, undisciplined 1 on 4 fast break attacks, terrible handle, no D. He thinks he’s peak Harden and is going to get every call then pouts when his reckless drives get no whistle. Our legacy on the line and u want us to be grateful?