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[deannawidmeyer @deannawidmeyer]

20 year old me would be absolutely stoked to know what my life is like now and I woke up today being really proud of that 😊

[deannawidmeyer @deannawidmeyer]

@WatchFearless One of my faves 🥰

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@itsmatkai @WatchFearless I’ll be there! 😍

[deannawidmeyer @deannawidmeyer]

Let’s start off #pridemonth right 😍

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Toronto friends, where you at?! It's time to start #pridemonth off right with a fabulous party from @WatchFearless. Come to Nightowl Club on Friday June 10th for drag performances, prizes and an incredible DJ set. #Pride2022 #PrideTO.
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[deannawidmeyer @deannawidmeyer]

‘I feel like I’m about to take the love of my life on a field trip’ - James giving me hints about birthday plans 🥹

[deannawidmeyer @deannawidmeyer]

A dog just peed on my leg and into my shoe 🤮 how is everyone else’s day going 😭😭😭

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@WatchFearless

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Sounds like someone’s mad

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Someone gave Fearless a 1-star review because it is "chocked full of women's rights and gay shit."

We take that as a compliment! 🏳️‍🌈 👩

[deannawidmeyer @deannawidmeyer]

Is there anything more nostalgic than listening to The Goo Goo Dolls on an overcast Sunday afternoon?

[deannawidmeyer @deannawidmeyer]

My evenings after work mostly just consist of me reminding my boyfriend that our dog is the cutest thing on the planet

[deannawidmeyer @deannawidmeyer]

Rent is due but also yarn is on sale and WHY can’t I just have both 😣

[deannawidmeyer @deannawidmeyer]

James and I made up a song and the melody ended up sounding like some 90s song we knew and through some thorough detective work we discovered it sounded just like ‘every morning’ by sugar ray and now I’m falling down a very deep 90s radio music rabbithole and it’s amazing tbh.

[deannawidmeyer @deannawidmeyer]

I’m not trying to be controversial but I’ve never really eaten a lasagna and been like: yes, this is enough cheese. And I really think that’s what’s holding me back from falling in love with it as a meal.

[deannawidmeyer @deannawidmeyer]

@Cmartyjw I love a good thrift haul, never disappoints!

[deannawidmeyer @deannawidmeyer]

I’ll be having a perfectly wonderful day and then some headline about how coffee is bad for you will catch my attention.

[deannawidmeyer @deannawidmeyer]

We all know Apple is invasive as shit but honestly if you’re gonna organize my photos into categories and create a lil travel vlog for me in my albums and organize my food photos into a cute album called Bon Appetit just go right ahead, I see your value.

[deannawidmeyer @deannawidmeyer]

To be fair he was asking where the garlic butter was and he’s about to make me garlic bread so in this instance I had a lot to benefit from the situation.

[deannawidmeyer @deannawidmeyer]

If you’re dating a man I’m so sorry because you ARE going to spend much of your life telling them where things are in the fridge and that’s just how it is I don’t l make the rules and yet I have to follow them to prevent daily chaos

[deannawidmeyer @deannawidmeyer]

Me tryna live vicariously through my roommates dating life: omg babe she left by herself he didn’t even walk her out? Maybe the second date ended badly omg??? What happened?
James: hold on I need to tune this guitar
Me: 🙄🙄🙄 you don’t appreciate free reality tv apparently

[deannawidmeyer @deannawidmeyer]

After years of hating going to the doctor and just being paralyzed by medical anxiety I finally got myself a family doctor today and she’s super nice and she’s going to fix my life 😭😭😭 this is adulting am I right