DeAnne Smith

Netflix: Comedians of the World & Gender Agenda | | they/ them 🐿👖 views are mine but I'm trying to impress you

[DeAnne Smith @DeAnne_Smith]

It’s weird that Russians are so anti-gay. They invented the concept of a woman inside a woman inside a woman inside a woman inside a woman.

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

The greatest city in the world.

[Kyle Ayers @kyleayers]

Imagine how guilty you have to be to have eleven Americans agree on something.

[DeAnne Smith @DeAnne_Smith]

For a guy obsessed with breakfast foods, Seinfeld sure hates when people are “woke”

[DeAnne Smith @DeAnne_Smith]

Jk I'm not dating; this is what I think whenever I look at my (very hot) girlfriend

[DeAnne Smith @DeAnne_Smith]

having anxiety + ADHD while dating:

one voice in my head: “She’s out of your league”

the other voice in my head: "What is that, a baseball term? Is it a way to measure a depth of water? I should watch League of Their Own."

[DeAnne Smith @DeAnne_Smith]

I love my girlfriend and I hope to be together forever but she kind of fucked up my retirement plan (kill myself)

[DeAnne Smith @DeAnne_Smith]

@QueenofTacos haha hi! yup, this is the bit.

[DeAnne Smith @DeAnne_Smith]

@Gregeezer this happens to me constantly

[DeAnne Smith @DeAnne_Smith]

just found two notes i wrote to myself that pretty much sum up my relationship with positive self-talk:

first note: you can do this!
second note: ok but what do you mean by "this"?

[DeAnne Smith @DeAnne_Smith]

@Bill_Hicks_RIP @800pgm thank you! :) check out my 1/2 hour on Netflix that you must find by going to Comedians of the World > Canada > then I'm first up!

[MRG Live @MRGLiveOfficial]

They were recently featured on Hannah Gadsby’s Netflix special "Gender Agenda." Don't miss Canadian Comedy Award winner @DeAnne_Smith when they tour across Canada later this year! 🎤

Tickets on sale now!
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[DeAnne Smith @DeAnne_Smith]

@JudgeDewie this is so kind! Thank you <3

[DeAnne Smith @DeAnne_Smith]

@JenniferZacc I'm so glad! :)

[DeAnne Smith @DeAnne_Smith]

@darrenelmore Darren! :)

[DeAnne Smith @DeAnne_Smith]

but that's my emotional support online joke format

[DeAnne Smith @DeAnne_Smith]

@MentalErrorist i was wondering what people would think of that

[DeAnne Smith @DeAnne_Smith]

@ElyKreimendahl wow, what a loser that person is.

[DeAnne Smith @DeAnne_Smith]

I haven't been on this platform in months and look what cool thing happened while I was away. The Interrobang put my 2023 album in this amazing company! Wow wow wow

[The Interrobang @TheIBang]

Nominees for Best Comedy Album 2023 @chrisdcomedy @DeAnne_Smith #bobcatgoldthwait @thatonequeen

https://t.co/U6PGWRVOCh

[DeAnne Smith @DeAnne_Smith]

@TheIBang @chrisdcomedy @thatonequeen I haven't interacted on twitter in months and months and months and this is such a welcome find! Thank you for the listen and the kind words. What incredible company to be in <3