Dean Capel

Sheep gazer and drinker of Doom.

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@GWRHelp Here’s one of your rail replacement coaches at TVP having a nice wash whilst on double yellows and completely blocking the pavement. Sort it out.

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@DadBodJP Isn’t someone who does everything by ‘Executive Order’ just a dictator?

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@DadBodJP @YouTube Can’t beat a bit of bobsleigh. I’ll be supporting Jamaica. #coolrunnings

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First win of 2025 …. Getting the USB lead into the plug the right way round first time.

Start small and build it up. Happy 2025.

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@NoContextBrits

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@BBCPanorama outraged that Tesco’s price promise goods are not the same like-for-like as Aldi’s, rather than the fact the Tesco’s chicken nuggets only contain 39% chicken 🤔.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Aldi price match at Tesco - some goods not like-for-like https://t.co/87o0Axpmun

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Here’s a whole news item about something that is a direct result of Brexit, without actually mentioning Brexit. It also doesn’t mention who’ll be picking up the bill for it all. Strange that.

https://t.co/ya7tindqS6

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It’s a shame William Wragg’s parents didn’t call him Richard.

And what is serial grinning bell end Jeremy Hunt doing praising Richard’s courageous apology? The bloke is a danger to national security and shouldn’t ever go near government again.

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Little Chris Horner
Sat in the corner
Thinking of hairy pie
He sent out a text
And what happened next
Was a bit if a farce to be honest

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Grant Shapps will be on the blower to Kim Jong Un as he’s a bit better than us at missile launches.

Trident missile test fails for second time in a row - BBC News https://t.co/FKmdm0nifs

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Think I got Mr Angry and Del Boy mixed up as Mr Angry was from Purley. Maybe he retired to Peckham.

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Steve Wright in the Afternoon on Radio 1 was my all time favourite radio show. Mr Mad, Mr Angry from Peckham, Gervais the Hairdresser, Mick Jagger, John Bole - they often left me in tears of laughter. Thanks for the memories fella. Gone but never forgotten.

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@themarkrad Can we have some Downcount hosted by Neil Warnock please?

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@kprclc @Footprintsofag1 @RevRichardColes Absolutely that. There’s no process to deal with an injustice on such a massive scale.

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It’s completely indefensible that nobody from the Post Office has been held accountable for the Horizon scandal, and even worse that convictions haven’t been quashed and adequate compensation paid. It’s a national disgrace.
#PostOfficeScandal

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@MichelleMone Probably best to PiPE down for a bit.

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@watsoncomedian Like this one for instance?

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@TheRugbyPaper After covid I developed an irrational fear of hearing Sweet Caroline being played at stadiums. All those hands touching hands. Yuk.

That and the ridiculous ticket, beer and food prices.

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I wondered, do you have a copy of ‘How to Organise a Hate March With Police Support’ by Suella Braverman?

You do, oh that’s wonderful.