Dean Blevin’s Tweet Translator

Translating the tweets of Mr. Dean Blevins to give his complicated intelligence meaning to the simple world. @News9 PARODY

[Dean Blevin’s Tweet Translator @DeantheStream]

@Tbjugg00 Nah you don’t let the sidekick put his foot on you. He was in the right.

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@UltimoLegend Probably Tyrese Haliburton

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Western Michigan can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.

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@25YearsAgoLive It would just be hilarious if the day comes and he just doesn’t talk about it

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@lockout2027 The real question is……..Did yall sleep with the reporter?

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@DisneyScoopGuy They’re doing what outside? Is that not indecent exposure?

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Danhausen should’ve main evented #SummerSlam

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CM Shart tbh

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Did CM Punk shart himself?

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Did CM Punk shart himself?

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@RedDirtSport Big Ass Lou

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@RedDirtSport This is Parker’s fault smh

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@DiscussingFilm He’s not his father. He’s his own man.

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@halleberry I think it’s a compliment but I’m not sure

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@911Revisionist That’s actually Tyrese Halliburton smh

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@CoachToddButler Way to confirm it buddy

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@ Todd Butler you a bitch

[Nick Marcinko @marcinko_nick]

BREAKING: Florida baseball has flipped 2026 outfielder Braylen Montgomery from Oklahoma’s recruiting class, he announced.

Montgomery ranks as the No.1 outfielder in Louisiana and the No.91 overall prospect in the 2026 class.

STORY:https://t.co/uuM2YJucMi

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@Coach_Popp Oh so you a bitch?

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@GTBaseball Dangit I missed it! How’d it go?

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@11point7

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@Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @TrentBlay2 @tory_blaylock6 @blaylock_23 @COACHSTACE_ @CoachXBrew @CoachVenables @Osbornegabe5 @JamisonERoberts @GreydonHowell4 If you were in RDS’s Discord you knew about this commitment 24 months ago.