@MrMagoo92023 Hi, and thanks for tagging me. I can confidently say that I raised absolute zero questions about this while opposition leader. Mostly because I am a musician from the United States, and have never been opposition leader. I bet my buddy @DeanWinterMP knows more though. He's nice.
@stabbyau@DavidOByrneMP@jeremyrockliff@rosaliewoodruff Hi thanks for tagging me! Might just be the bourbon talking, but you're right. Honestly, this whole politics thing was just a bet I lost. I've been drunk this whole time. And don't get me started about the blow. That said, maybe update the meme. This was tired in 2020.
@britto2611@CaseyBriggs Nah, I'm kidding. I'm just a noodle arm musician from the US. I bet my buddy @DeanWinterMP knows more though. He's always seemed nice, even though he probably wouldn't settle governance with a cocaine-fueled arm wrestle. And we all know that would be awesome.
@britto2611@CaseyBriggs Hi Jason, thanks for tagging me. Might just be the whiskey talking, but dammit you're right. How about this: you and I meet outside Parliament House and arm wrestle. Winner gets to govern. Fair warning - I got them Chuck Norris arms and a bag of cocaine.
@dave_bowerman Thanks for tagging me. Honestly, the new start was referring to my post rehab life. I intend to get a "new start" on a crippling addiction to pills. I was unaware the press was present until it was too late and then I just had to roll with it.
@anonn4now@jess__greene@PhilbyB@felix_ellis Nah, I'm kidding (except about the "suck it, Elon" part, totally meant that). I'm just a musician from the U.S. who shares a name with an MP and got the Twitter handle first. You probably want to tag @DeanWinterMP instead. He's nice.
@anonn4now@jess__greene@PhilbyB@felix_ellis Thanks for tagging me. You know, you're right. Might just be the whiskey talking, but this week I will sponsor a new policy taxing cryptocurrency and Cybertrucks to fund public servants. Suck it, Elon! I said what I said. Now, what did I do with that bottle....
@MaculatusTas I'm kidding. I'm just a musician from the U.S. I bet @DeanWinterMP knows more about it though. Also, he's unlikely to go round hurling fish at people.
@MaculatusTas Hi @MaculatusTas, thanks for tagging me. Yeah, that was actually just a badly timed photo. Truth is, I was 7 whiskeies deep and thought it'd be funny to hurl that fish at my buddy Brian. Then the photo got taken just as I was about to throw and I had to come up with something.
@bagger_blue @KikkertYon@Ryan_Posselt@AnnaReyno@jeremyrockliff@rosaliewoodruff Hi @bagger_blue , thanks for tagging me! Might just be the whiskey talking, but I 100% agree. Not just for property. Cars, guitars, pets, spouses, children. Even body parts. All unused items should be forfeit! You hear that, people who don't use their elbows?? I'm coming for you!
@CArchWilliams Hi @CArchWilliams, thanks for tagging me! I have, in fact, gone to the dark side. I heard "strippers" and was like "I'm in!", but then it turned out to be "UTAS asset strippers" and then it was too late to go back. In fairness, there was a LOT of cocaine involved. A LOT.