Olivia Rector

"Four score and seven years ago..." jk I'm not that important. But I am hilarious and also incredibly humble.

[Olivia Rector @dearlivv]

Saturday mornings are by far the best few hours of the whole week

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Haven’t been on Twitter in a while but here I am.

My habit tracker app just told me to read a book, my first thought “does a wayfair magazine count?”

[Olivia Rector @dearlivv]

Felt very tired after work so figured I’d go to bed early after the current episode on Netflix was over... that was at 8:50, I couldn’t even stay awake on the couch long enough to go to bed early

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

I can’t believe I used to wake up, shower, put on cute outfit + heels, do hair and makeup, take 3 trains, place mobile Starbucks order, walk 10 minutes, pick up coffee, swipe employee badge, ride on elevator, swipe employee badge again ALL BEFORE 8:30am?????

[Olivia Rector @dearlivv]

First world problem of the day: just thought to myself “keeping the batteries to all of my devices alive is such a chore”

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Random thought after watching Kylie Jenner’s Instagram story: wouldn’t it be great if she used her voice to promote small/diversity owned businesses instead of posting on her own story about her favorite spring lip kits?

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Highlights of my day: walking outside and instantly noticing the smell of someone grilling, and my car feeling hot when I got in it instead of cold. SPRING HAS SPRUNG PEOPLE

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I’ve been in bed for close to a half hour already and am absolutely enraged listening to teenagers running around screaming outside my house. How old am I?

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The Sunday scaries are bad today

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Bought an expensive bottle of wine, finished drinking that tonight and switched to my cheaper regular wine, and now I like the more expensive wine way more than the wine I buy all the time. Gonna have to up the wine budget 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Olivia Rector @dearlivv]

I literally can’t remember the last time my sleep schedule was this messed up for no apparent reason

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Two hour nap from 3-5 was a terrible idea

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Me: trying to get to sleep so I can log on to work early tomorrow Joe: snores nonstop for the last hour and a half

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Amanda Gorman delivered an original poem titled “Chorus of the Captains” in a taped segment before the coin toss at the Super Bowl. She is the first poet ever to perform at the big game. https://t.co/gLcszgKgIZ

[Olivia Rector @dearlivv]

Sooo is it seriously only Tuesday?

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Had notifications for sales from my target app on my Lock Screen... went to clear them all but accidentally viewed them all and now I want to buy candles, activewear, blankets, and furniture all at once

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@natattack106 I also sobbed

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@dog_feelings @natattack106 bruno Carlson

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@natattack106 DID YOU LOVE IT

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Sooo do we think there will be a covid surge from the hordes of unmasked dickwads storming the capitol? Just another sick spin on the day