natali 🐢 ✨

i enjoy crème fraîche, stan bastian schweinsteiger, work in social, and attend every broadway show. some call me rizzo.

[natali 🐢 ✨ @dearnatali]

Basically my entire life. https://t.co/VAzUCqC3bF

[Kris🧃 @november_again]

@dearnatali I respect that you strive for that pun even when feeling dead inside

[natali 🐢 ✨ @dearnatali]

RIP My Bracket

[natali 🐢 ✨ @dearnatali]

I’ve only got 2 resolutions for 2026:

🌱 Practice radical optimism.
🌱 Drink more water.

Otherwise, I’m going to go gently into the new year and not rock any boats.

[natali 🐢 ✨ @dearnatali]

@danielhowell it’s giving corn star, dan

[natali 🐢 ✨ @dearnatali]

@boyz_with_phun a big ol' png would do!! and omg thank you!! kofi coming your way!

[natali 🐢 ✨ @dearnatali]

@slightlydizzier no it’s ok shade them. capita£ester and stan know exactly what they’re doing ✨

[natali 🐢 ✨ @dearnatali]

@danielhowell @AmazingPhil why do you look like your mom just made you "say cheese"!

[natali 🐢 ✨ @dearnatali]

In the midst of a Parks & Rec rewatch and we don’t talk enough about how all the best bits are basically in the same episode:
- the “comeback” blooper
- the low cal calzone zone
- ben’s claymation
- the “get on your feet” walk across the ice
Season 4 Ep 11 is an absolute CLASSIC!

[natali 🐢 ✨ @dearnatali]

I'm actually unreasonably angry at this and it's not actually that big of a deal.

[natali 🐢 ✨ @dearnatali]

Health insurance making people FAX THINGS IN 2025 is actually unreal. Who is still FAXING?!

[natali 🐢 ✨ @dearnatali]

Have a carpenter at my house to do some very particular and fragile changes to our kitchen cabinets and window and I'm trying not to peep but I am legitimately so nervous.

[natali 🐢 ✨ @dearnatali]

@slightlydizzier SAME SAME SAME!!

[natali 🐢 ✨ @dearnatali]

YESSSSSSSSSS!!! Re: Karen Read

[natali 🐢 ✨ @dearnatali]

When you get married they don't warn you about how low key embarrassing changing your last name in your work email and signature is.

Please stop asking me about it. I do not want to be perceived.

[natali 🐢 ✨ @dearnatali]

@jk_rowling why have you become so MEAN? like just so unbelievably mean. aren’t you ashamed?

[natali 🐢 ✨ @dearnatali]

Confused how an autopsy confirmed that….

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

America built the greatest train stations ever seen — and then demolished them.

Here's what the American railway was like at its peak.

And what destroying it says about us… (thread) 🧵

[natali 🐢 ✨ @dearnatali]

Extremely hot take: Kittens are lucky they’re cute, because adopting one makes you really appreciate your well-trained and polite older cat.

[natali 🐢 ✨ @dearnatali]

We can sometimes have an ad reviewed and pushed through, but tbh I find the whole thing really gross. It's intentionally limiting conversation about a topic that should not be controversial.

Grumblegrumble.

[natali 🐢 ✨ @dearnatali]

I need to vent.

I work in social marketing & have one client that spends a massive sum of money advertising about the importance of sustainable practices and transitioning to greener businesses practices.

Constantly... and I mean CONSTANTLY... Meta rejects our ads. (1/?)

[natali 🐢 ✨ @dearnatali]

Their argument is that it highlights "social issues." It's a photo of people standing next to solar panels. Or it's a piece of copy about how a company is "transition to greener services."

How is that a social issue? How is that impacting Meta users negatively? (2/?)