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whenever whenever i feel fine//

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Like it keeps making noises that it’s dying and I yell “you can’t die! You’re not even alive!”

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Now that the pope has affirmed that Claude is not ensouled I’ve been even meaner to my robot vacuum.

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Got into a cursing match with a homeless guy asleep in my street-parked passenger seat this morning. No get back in we’re both going to Pilates now.

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The worst part of my husband losing his job at the end of September is that I am supposed to be buying cashmere sweaters and leather jackets right now. Like could they have at least waited until Resort

[Emily Gould @EmilyGouldNYmag]

haha yeah but the only way I get through the day every day is by shoving this memory, among others, deep down and actively avoiding thinking about it. which has been going GREAT lately

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I want to circle back to this now that some time has passed. What was going on here.

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I’m sad today so here is a 2020 visual story about my kid

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Not to be dramatic but until I was 18 I really did think Dutch people were everywhere….I miss you, purple dot of Southwestern Michigan!!

[Infodex @infodexx]

Most common White ethnicity by U.S. county.

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@cdcarter Yes it’s really ruining my below deck viewing experience

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Out of yogurt this morning so trying out creatine hummus instead

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PhD in chemistry father
Up late reading questionable subreddits about collagen formation pathways daughter

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@ErishaAnn The CRC to Presbyterian (USA) pipeline

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If he wanted to he would (my son finally learned to ride a bike with about 10 minutes of practicing after showing no interest for years)

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They met through a matchmaking service! Well, yes.

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Nobody talk to me my husband’s sociopathic college roommate just married the ex Call Me Daddy lady and I have a lot of subreddits to read

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Going back to school to become the country’s most preeminent earlobe repair surgeon because that’s apparently where the money is

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Ok they actually just quoted me FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS. Time to start a vintage YSL clip-on earring collection!

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I RIPPED my EARLOBE with glamorous EARRINGS and apparently instead of a basic stitch or whatever I have to call a PLASTIC SURGEON so I did and they said I need ANESTHESIA and it will be a THOUSAND dollars

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Unfortunately no

[lady mary crawley @sweetpea673]

certainly there must be a way to be valued for your intellect & drive as a woman that does not involve going to law school

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Bought something from Sephora and the receipt says “You just made beauty happen” ???

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Walking commute in a tight pencil skirt counts as resistance training