snake

bpd

[snake @dearsarahh_]

had better days lois

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

tickling all the coma patients in the hospital tryna find out who’s faking

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Extremist far-left ideas like “what if we still had a breathable atmosphere in 20 yrs” and “let’s do the things it takes to get a pandemic under control” and “religious supremacists shouldn’t control our courts” and “it would be good to educate everyone without predatory debt”

[snake @dearsarahh_]

haven’t had a good nights sleep in like a month and i’m finally actually so tired today i am so fucking HYPE to sleep

[snake @dearsarahh_]

u would think that entire venue was protecting me. it was a beautiful thing

[snake @dearsarahh_]

went to a concert alone for a band that was popular in the early 2000s and all i gave to say is millennials care a LOT ab u getting home safely

[snake @dearsarahh_]

me in the psych ward during art therapy: can u play 100 gecs

[snake @dearsarahh_]

i love walking the crosswalk when there’s cars at the stoplight. just forced to watch me strut. such a moment

[snake @dearsarahh_]

wait yes

[lains @fevrier2nd]

“Can I get a cold brew with a shot in there” sure would like me to sprinkle in some crack while I’m at it ????

[snake @dearsarahh_]

just remembered the song zanzibar exists. life is ok again

[charlie @chunkbardey]

everyone else’s birthday is on the most random possible day whereas mine is on the day where it’s like ok Yeah this is a birthday

[snake @dearsarahh_]

love cutting my own hair bc there is a 0% chance it will turn out the way i anticipate and i just end up with a cool weird unique haircut as a result

[snake @dearsarahh_]

youtube i don’t care if you put a 30 minute non-skippable ad at the beginning of every video i watch you will not make me buy premium

[Computer Facts @computerfact]

"techno music" is short for "technology music"

[snake @dearsarahh_]

i love when

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

gaga hit hard when she released judas https://t.co/kruFhTSf5Z

[snake @dearsarahh_]

@ya_boy_whitey extraordinary invention

[snake @dearsarahh_]

how the fuck do those bank tubes work

[snake @dearsarahh_]

my fit is so fuckin hard today it cost me $11

[snake @dearsarahh_]

@hntrkrns revolutionary