James and the Giant Beer

petite and breedable

[James and the Giant Beer @DeathByFarming]

The happiness you get from watching your friends be happy is my favorite kind of happiness.

[Retro-Futurism Sorrow Bogan 🇦🇺 🔪 @daldoTM]

@Hollowtide

[Browningtons 📸 🫪 @Browningtons_]

Its 7/11/25, blessed date

[James and the Giant Beer @DeathByFarming]

He's so mad

[Office of the Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick @LtGovTX]

Throughout the legislative session, @GregAbbott_TX remained totally silent on Senate Bill 3, the bill that would have banned dangerous THC products in Texas. His late-night veto, on an issue supported by 105 of 108 Republicans in the legislature, strongly backed by law enforcement, many in the medical and education communities, and the families who have seen their loved ones’ lives destroyed by these very dangerous drugs, leaves them feeling abandoned. I feel especially bad for those who testified and poured their hearts out on their tragic losses. I will have much more to say at a press conference tomorrow in Austin.

[James and the Giant Beer @DeathByFarming]

@john_from_hr this tweet took me out

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

The Patriach Of Our Beautiful Order has finally passed on. He now hunts Ronald Reagan's soul for eternity. Get that dead bitch, Jimmy.

And as for the rest of em?

Well they aren't gettin any younger

WILL THEY DIE, 2025 EDITION. LET'S GO.

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

who is the ceo of obscenely bright LED headlights

[James and the Giant Beer @DeathByFarming]

@JackWilliamRtF Tfw god cant even remember how to say your team name

[James and the Giant Beer @DeathByFarming]

@HalcyonBernard This is why im broken

[James and the Giant Beer @DeathByFarming]

wagyu must be the hardest word to pronounce ever jfc

[James and the Giant Beer @DeathByFarming]

He may be dj x to you but he is daddy to me

[James and the Giant Beer @DeathByFarming]

I just assume people who spit in public are republicans

[James and the Giant Beer @DeathByFarming]

So glad I never got into Harry Potter. I only read books by good, wholesome authors like Ender's Game.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Daily Brain Workout:
2 sets of counting to ten. 2 sets of alphabet. 10 minutes of trying to spell restiront. Then list animals until failure

[meghan @deloisivete]

Heavy is the hand that adds the garlic

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

For those of you wondering why there's no swim-up bar in the Olympic pool that swimmers can visit mid-race for a pina colada, it's for financial reasons: given the cost of hiring bar staff and the 8-person limit in the pool, there's just no way a bar would be financially viable.

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

if king solomon was gonna cut a baby in half would he do it like
this or like this

[jukeboxkt @jukeboxkatie]

cigars are cool when you're hot af like my guys 😍 @_ricecooker @jeranimoooo @_suplog @DeathByFarming

[James and the Giant Beer @DeathByFarming]

My phone really understands who i am

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

we saw a dalmatian on a leash trying desperately to walk into a fire station and my wife said "the children yearn for the mines"