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@CLOWNOFSINNERS oh my god dude look at you

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hi guys what's up

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@_skelebean i am totally taking your word for it, dude!

( FINGER GUNS. )

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dad pose oh my god

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@_skelebean ( narrows their eyes. )

hm. this is very concerning.

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@_skelebean ( hands on their hips. )

oh, nope! you have to tell me now!

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@_skelebean it's sweet, okay! affection in general!

you have scientific evidence? huh?
when did you get that? how did you get that?

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i mean that would be━
we're not... we're just━

..............

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@_skelebean they'd be right about that! never change, okay?

hahhhahahhh, oh my god.

( they are giggling helplessly. )

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oh my god it's not━━

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@_skelebean ( gotta make sure g isn't around. especially when talking about this subject in particular. )

... thanks, dude.

( what a relief. )

that's pretty adult of you, sans. i don't think anything is, um, going to happen anytime soon but i'm going to try and be there for your dad.

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oh my god please calm down

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i'm shaking up a storm...................................

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( note to self: get g a new coffee mug. )

[dr. g 。 @handspeaking]

THE DISTANT SOUND OF GLASS SHATTERING.

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@_skelebean ( rubbing the back of their neck sheepishly. )

it's pretty complicated and crazy, kiddo.
i wouldn't think too hard about it until you
grow up.

but, uhm, hypothetical... if we [were] together...
would you be... okay with that or...........?

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@_skelebean no, he... knows. i think.

i don't think he's ready for that yet. it's definitely a work in progress and i'm okay with taking things slow.

( they nod their head! )

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@_skelebean what's with that look............

( suddenly, they are: nervous. )