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[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

It's really starting isn't it

[shona @Officiallshona]

The men you fold your wings for will mock you for not flying.

[⚖️ @deathemoji]

Yes waiter, I’ll have the 2L bottle of Suiêóuxside-ail from the Quiel-yusêf region of France, please.

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[aarøn. @ayroned]

Never even considered Dolly could die

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Bold of men to rename natural selection as the “male loneliness epidemic”

[Olise @Olisehateshittt]

We've made life look like we only came to find money and die.

[• hatti @Whohewas0]

every time i want to apologize for being "too much" i think abt when the mad hatter tells alice "you lost your muchness. you used to be much muchier"

[eroticá @obvizz]

feelin like this hoe

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

I want to build an extraordinary life, but I also want to remain someone who can be deeply pleased by very ordinary things.

[suze @cortadoedison]

Does anyone know what I want for dinner by any chance

[n @onlywithn]

i think you just have to decide one day that you can't drown in it anymore

[lev (sumer is icumen in) @abookofsymbols]

how to feel in control of yourself and your life in 2026
(1) develop a restrictive eating disorder
(2) OCD rituals
(3) clean your house
(4) amphetamine prescription

[hannah jones @hannahjonescool]

When u meet a new guy he will make fun of your petty friend dramas and then eventually tell you he’s profoundly lonely because all his old friends are gradually less and less available and he doesn’t feel like his life is as meaningful as when he was young.

[Russell @ATLCWorker]

Organize your Workplace

[c ⋆ ｡ ✭ @fvoriterecord]

do the helen keller and talk with your hips is a line you could only get away with in 2008

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

all quiet on the frontal lobe