jordie

end me

[jordie @deathsleigh]

yo shout out to vyvanse and my developed prefrontal cortex

[jordie @deathsleigh]

it being 40 degrees out with the sun shining is giving my brain all of the good chemicals

[jordie @deathsleigh]

it’s literally always something 🙃
might as well just pass away at this point

[jordie @deathsleigh]

PORTLANDIA IS ON NETFLIX MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

[jordie @deathsleigh]

i love when i get a call less than an hour before my appointment saying they need to cancel or reschedule like they haven’t had all this time to reach out and tell me :)))))))))))))

[jordie @deathsleigh]

i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job

[jordie @deathsleigh]

been seeing a lot of lightning bugs lately and thats something that has been keeping me going

[jordie @deathsleigh]

fuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkkkk

[jordie @deathsleigh]

sitting here wondering why i feel not good and realized i haven’t drank water in about 13 hours

[jordie @deathsleigh]

i just want to be able to sit outside without potentially having a heat stroke 🙃

[jordie @deathsleigh]

was not expecting any of that today but wow am i glad it happened

[jordie @deathsleigh]

genuinely about to just chop my finger off atp. i feel so useless at work because i have to be careful with literally every move that i make so i don’t rip my stitches. fuck this shit dude

[jordie @deathsleigh]

i love being expected to go into work on my day off like i haven’t had the same conversation with this mf multiple times about how i literally cannot go in on mondays like how many fucking times do i have to repeat myself bro

[jordie @deathsleigh]

i love finally having a dishwasher that actually washes my dishes

[jordie @deathsleigh]

homesick at home

[jordie @deathsleigh]

my fishnets just ripped im ending it all

[jordie @deathsleigh]

on the edge once again and i fear it’s not of glory

[jordie @deathsleigh]

theres no way clouds are real

[jordie @deathsleigh]

maybe i’ll just go live in the forest

[jordie @deathsleigh]

sad