El Hijo De Mister On Blast

Louder than God’s Revolver and Twice as Shiny. Bisexual Dumpster Fire. 34.

[El Hijo De Mister On Blast @deathxground]

I booked a 5½★ show, think you can book five stars? 5½★ · SHOW OF THE YEAR #5starbooker https://t.co/ol2RzgSxIG

[El Hijo De Mister On Blast @deathxground]

I booked a 4¼★ show, think you can book five stars? 4¼★ · STRONG SHOW #5starbooker https://t.co/RebXQvowts

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

easy 150K

[El Hijo De Mister On Blast @deathxground]

@nickmaniwa POP

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Sorry, but I eat pussy loud as hell.

If you don’t like it, go to another movie theatre showing Disclosure Day (2026).

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

I am begging the internet to stop showing me "5-to-9 morning routines" where someone drinks structured water, journals for an hour, and ice plunges before sunrise.

My morning routine is hitting snooze until the fear of homelessness physically drags me out of bed. That’s it. That’s the routine.

[bazti @baztixx]

if your brain busters don’t look like this don’t bother doing them

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

If you cannot afford this then I think there is more pressing issues in your life

[Raion @Raion74_]

Christian NOOO

[Garrett Kidney @garrettkidney]

They announced Ninja Theory’s new game Senua nine days ago. Xbox management is an absolute shit show.

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

there is no way you think caramelizing onions means adding caramel to onions

[Landon Donovan @landondonovan]

There will be no private DMs. People want transparency and accountability so we’re going do this right here in public. You can start by apologizing to all impacted and then reimburse them all of their expenses with extra flight credit/money for the trouble caused.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

9 months from now a beautiful baby named D’nixonfive will be born

[liam @TheGLEATMuta]

It's fuck the UFC forever

[El Hijo De Mister On Blast @deathxground]

I give up.

[six ppl in the room told prez @_prezidente]

Got a generational playoff whistle, bricked clutch shots for five games, tried to injure guys, had an objectively terrible offensive series, took no accountability as a leader of his teammates.

[Marilyn of Death @MarilynOfDeath]

Did you watch the show with your eyes closed?

[Mars...™ @FlightLifeMars3]

nobody that has anything negative to say about the porn industry can tell you the last time they went to get Tested 🙃