randi 🐀

i cant sweem

[randi 🐀 @deazy_mac]

My mom texts me like I'm a side chick lol

[randi 🐀 @deazy_mac]

@JapImport Lmfao I thought she was kidding

[randi 🐀 @deazy_mac]

@CHUMLORD44

[randi 🐀 @deazy_mac]

A crop top is the hottest thing a man can wear

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

Oh

[randi 🐀 @deazy_mac]

@mikerosoftexcel Road rash from dragging on the ground lately 😔

[randi 🐀 @deazy_mac]

@JapaneseExport Omg 🥹

[zach kagan @zakagan]

New York. The city that never sleeps. But that’s all about to change. That’s because I’ve released 200 kg of Melatonin into the city’s water supply. It’s finally time for this city to get the sleep it so desperately deserves. Rest easy, NY, Zachy’s here.

[JapaneseExport @JapaneseExport]

If you've wanted to get coaching but haven't been able to afford regular lessons, i just started working with gosu academy giving masterclasses each week.

you get hour long classes for a few dollars, and i have a discount code for a month free if you just want to try it out

[randi 🐀 @deazy_mac]

Me 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼 sugar free Red Bull

[randi 🐀 @deazy_mac]

This is what I mean when I say I’m a New York girly

[white trash adjacent @CHUMLORD44]

Bobby Gelter stole my wallet, and I will be pressing charges. Like and rt this if you think he deserves jail time

[randi 🐀 @deazy_mac]

Sorry Hasan but I now declare Giannis hottest man alive

[randi 🐀 @deazy_mac]

@ceb3_ I know exactly what you mean on jeeps 😭

[randi 🐀 @deazy_mac]

Do not apologize my lord

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

i shaved again. im sorry.

[randi 🐀 @deazy_mac]

Waka flocka is so cool

[randi 🐀 @deazy_mac]

@CHUMLORD44 I think you might have an inner ear imbalance brother

[randi 🐀 @deazy_mac]

@TheQueenKelsey Exactly. And photo reviews with Easter eggs and hints to solve some insane puzzle

[JapaneseExport @JapaneseExport]

One of my students went from Gold 1 to Diamond 3 in one month after coaching, so insane to see how much someone can take some tiny adjustments and just run with it

Its really an indescribable feeling