Debbie (Gillum) Wakefield

Millennial Disney adult mom, good listener, pleasant company

[leif✨8 days til redsphils!!!! @yanksphiIs]

bryce harper with the most abominable toothpaste application i've ever seen

[mae ✧ @ruinmeruinus_]

you ever read something so beautifully written you lowkey get jealous of the author's writing skills?? like you wish you had a way with words like they do

[eloise @soupforeloise]

well shit… that’s my trials and yep…. those are my tribulations…. but whose monkeys are they… and why am I in a circus

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

i was born in a hospital can i get free healthcare for life?

[zoë @zoveeo]

I hope this email kills us both

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

(trying to hit on a doctor)

[basith @basithladoo]

to do list:
bite the hand that feeds me
put all my eggs in one basket
kill two birds with one stone
let the cat out of the bag
think inside the box
burn bridges
walk on thin ice
play with fire

[busty elf ranger 🔞 @reincheisyuri]

screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time

[Debbie (Gillum) Wakefield @deb__wakefield]

still not used to this now being x. reminds me of xichigan week at osu

[Debbie (Gillum) Wakefield @deb__wakefield]

same

[尺乇ᐯ @revivemeqt]

a girl in my office was shaking her protein shake and this woman poked her head around the corner and said “do I hear margaritas?”... no Olivia, it’s 9 am.

[FP&Anon @anonfpa]

Imagine bringing a great book in here after a long day and then immediately scrolling social media for 1.5 hours

[Debbie (Gillum) Wakefield @deb__wakefield]

Check out #GoodreadsYearinBooks @goodreads to discover the 30 books I read in 2024! https://t.co/hmfyzyX0v7

[Debbie (Gillum) Wakefield @deb__wakefield]

How do you become Santa-certified?