Becca Plank

UTK Law 2021. Sometimes I forget that I have a Twitter...

[Becca Plank @BePlank]

@blueskypinit “It’s very important that the pink goes on top of the carton” bitch what is the pink even DOING

[Ashley | That’s Me! @__askashley]

#justiceforbrooke #sbcoffeehouse @SBCoffeehouse #pastryopacalypse

[Becca Plank @BePlank]

All I want is for women’s underwear to sit slightly higher on my waist without going all the way to my tits. #latetwenties

[Becca Plank @BePlank]

There is no guilt stronger than accidentally stepping on your dog at night.

[Kristine A @_Kristine_A]

Last week My daughter was sent home from school to change a pair of shorts she was wearing they said were too short. This week the health district issued a mandatory mask in public order and the schools said they don’t have anything they can do for noncompliance.

[Becca Plank @BePlank]

There should be a “I haven’t worn makeup in 6 months please for the love of god stop emailing me makeup adverts” button.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

In ocean's eleven one guy's job was to give a suitcase to somebody and he got the same amount of money as the guy who had to do acrobatics inside a vault

[Becca Plank @BePlank]

Me: I function better when I’m busy. Life: *happens* Me: nonono too much busy tooo much

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

I hate when boomers say “I paid off my tuition by working through college” and their tuition cost like 3 nickels and an oath against communism

[Becca Plank @BePlank]

Does anyone still eat at Cici’s Pizza? I’m uncomfortable with how long that place has been open.

[Becca Plank @BePlank]

Coffee too hot. Wait for coffee to cool. Forget about coffee. Coffee too cold. Microwave coffee. Coffee too hot.

[Becca Plank @BePlank]

Anyone else have a different Hamilton song stuck in their head daily or

[Becca Plank @BePlank]

Hi, twitter. It's been a couple years.

[Becca Plank @BePlank]

If you’re at the Bama game, look for this sweet gal on the jumbotron! #downsyndromeawarenessmonth #govols

[Becca Plank @BePlank]

Why is it that there’s always a bed store going out of business? How are there any left?

[Becca Plank @BePlank]

@NRMorrow @dominos Papa Johns

[john @sexhaver4200]

can someone explain the bitchcoin to me

[Gilmore Tweets @Gilmoreisms_]

Richard: Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch!
Emily: Then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I'm open for business! #GilmoreGirls

[andy s @CIAGoFundMe]

THERAPIST: it just seems like you don't want to get better

ME (worrying about what my twitter content will be like without the depression): now hold on