🚨📊 • Adidas' World Cup campaign (Lionel Messi & Bad Bunny) - 8M views, 65K likes in 1 month. 🥱
• Nike's World Cup campaign (Cristiano Ronaldo, LeBron James & others) - 12M views, 126K likes in just 12 hours. 😳
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BREAKING: Badagry LG introduces new security measures.
• Okada operations restricted to 5:00am–10:00pm
• Reflective jackets now mandatory for riders
• Restrictions placed on wheelie/stunt riding activities
• Night parties banned beyond 7:00pm
The move is aimed at enhancing security and maintaining public order across the council area.🚶🏿♂️
Kids will get you locked up.
A lil girl in my son’s class told her teacher that she takes baths with her uncle.
So of course, they did their investigation.
Tell me why the uncle is 2 years old.
Bandit wants implementation of sharia law in Oyo state as part of the ransom demanded.
We told you these are Islamist jihadist, but you said no……Political correctness will not help you and me.
🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Since the tournament began in 1930, the World Cup has never been won by a nation managed by a foreign coach.
Portugal, Brazil and England will all be led by foreign managers at this summer's World Cup.
I bought one of those "bedroom attraction oils" from an Instagram vendor on Sunday.
The vendor promised it drives men crazy within two seconds.
Last night, I decided to test it.
After my shower, I rubbed it all over my neck, my chest, etc....
It smelled like heavy, super-sweet vanilla and strawberries.
I got into bed and waited.
My husband came in, climbed under the duvet, and immediately turned to hug me.
He put his face in my neck.
Then he stopped.
He sniffed my skin again, heavily.
He pulled back and looked at me. "Mimi, why do you smell like a freshly baked cake?"
I smiled, trying to look mysterious. "Do you like it?"
He said, "It’s nice, but it’s making me incredibly hungry. Like, I’m literally thinking about meatpie right now."
The attraction oil didn't trigger romance. It triggered his appetite.
The man actually stood up at 11:15 PM, went to the kitchen, and started looking for left-over chin-chin to eat.
I sat on the bed, smelling like a bakery, completely abandoned. 😂
Nobody told me that some aphrodisiacs only work on a man's stomach. I think I will just focus on my Shea Butter, nothing concerns me with any oil anymore 😭