Steve Harvey: We asked 100 Shaolin Monks whats one thing you can't forget when leaving the monastary
White guy wearing sandals and a robe: Steve I'm gonan go with Scroll of the Eastern Wind
Steve: HHWHAT?!?
*Survey flips over showing 符箓 with 68 answers*
[9/11 in 2024]
worker in the north tower: why is the office siren going off
girl who just bought bayonetta glasses: omg thank u! im trying a new look <3
the guy singing “don’t stop me now” at karaoke just sang “200 degrees that’s why they call me mr family guy” and i can feel it burrowing into my grey matter like a parasite
wife: he’s acting more like a dependent than a partner.
me (therapist): hm *scribbles in notebook*
husband: i’m sorry for wanting to relax when i get home
me: *nods, scribbles*
i have something id like to share with you both
*turns notebook around to show them this*