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fuck yaself

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"I don't like being single , but the strip clubs make up for it"

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6 years later and this is still a fact

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perks of drivin alone: you'll slay 100% of the songs on your playlist

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Give props to every poor bastard who rode a bus from the westend to shitty MSS everyday

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Can we switch out 6ix9nine for mac?

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If I don't eat shit while absolutely hammered, I'll be sad to say that it wasn't a good weekend

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Mel likes to not label shit in containers like laxatives, than dumb ol pat thinks it's fuckin sugar and uses it in his coffee #closecall

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Nothing like someone talking shit about my brother, not realizing that I'm his brother #youfuckedup

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@itsmemel25 No

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Days in the south are now numbered

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Classic

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all i want is for someone to deep throat my balls

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@Shanaynay_OMG Honestly rt

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told myself I wouldn't drink this weekend and here I am

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double shots are fairly good, triples are the friggin cats meow

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pat-"wanna go patio/bar hopping today?"
mel-"that's the most romantic thing you've said to me"
#mustbedoinsomethinright #manoftheyear

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you know the boss likes ya when he invites ya over for beer and steaks #fuckinsiiick

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nothin like snapping all ur brand new ratchets @stanleytools #junk

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nts: never go to the bar when soccer is on

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"you need to relax at some point" between 2 jobs and fixin up my truck I really don't have any time for that nonsense

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goin tarps off seems like a grand ol time, until your back turns into a cherry

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is it bad that atleast 69% of my shirts I got out of a beer case?

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I was always told don't go grocery shopping hungry, 200+$ later and now I understand why