Melanie McGraw

Life is a hell of a thing to happen to a person

[Melanie McGraw @itsmemel25]

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[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk

[Melanie McGraw @itsmemel25]

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[Melanie McGraw @itsmemel25]

Log onto Twitter almost a year later only to realize fido literally outted me🤪

[Fido Solutions @FidoSolutions]

@itsmemel25 "essential" things. 🙄 -Nick

[Melanie McGraw @itsmemel25]

@Shanaynay_OMG Glad it all worked out

[Melanie McGraw @itsmemel25]

@cayennecyan Pls share the LSD

[Melanie McGraw @itsmemel25]

@Shanaynay_OMG Im sure big brother knows that i dont want to attend ur tupperware party

[Melanie McGraw @itsmemel25]

New fav quarantine activity is crying to fido about how i dont have any wifi & am in desperate need of more free data so i can continue to do online banking(amazon shopping),stay in contact with family(scroll thru social media)& check my email(lets be real i dont check my email)

[John Early @bejohnce]

Look me in the fucking eyes and tell me how boats work

[Melanie McGraw @itsmemel25]

This is probably the lamest thing ive ever said on social media and i even have those flash back things from fb so i can see how cringey i was from 2010-2012 buuuuut anyone who has a fitbit pls add me so we can do step challenges ok thanks bye

[Melanie McGraw @itsmemel25]

Accurate portrayal of how i feel rn

[Melanie McGraw @itsmemel25]

Happy groundhog day everyone!

[Melanie McGraw @itsmemel25]

@Shanaynay_OMG Samę

[Melanie McGraw @itsmemel25]

@diamondsweisz Can i bully u into doing step challenges again

[Shan @Shaan_Bread]

I want real pants that make me feel (unjustifiably) in shape the way leggings do

[charlie @chunkbardey]

when recipes are like “add 12 ounces of asparagus” it’s like what the fuck are you talking about. what does one ounce of asparagus look like i’m literally going to fucking kill you

[Melanie McGraw @itsmemel25]

How much more do i have to tweet for it to no longer be ironic or have i passed that point