Debbie's Crumpets

Official Twitter account for Debbie's Crumpets 5 a side team. Follow us for more breaking news, Updates and match results.

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When you notice your top scorer of the league @rmoggridge

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First game of the season started with a 2-0 win! @aaronhawkins44 's performed so well he been awarded #Kingcrumpet

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@cabbageeee I start my day with 4 of Debbie's finest crumpets covered in utterly butterly musha #pucka

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@HadynCozens need a signing on form?

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Exclusive image has emerged from Sky Sources: @CrookJack is in great shape ready for tonight's game! #burgernips

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HAWKINS ON FIRE YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED, HAWKINS ON FIRE YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED... LALALALALALALALALALALALA

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@aaronhawkins44 CRUMPETS ARE READY!

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BREAKING NEWS: @aaronhawkins44 contract has been terminated! Due to his shit performance yesterday. Here's his stats

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Caught in the act: @Shaw_Joe1 speaking with his mentor on how to grape & molester people and not get caught! #stopit

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Here's a shot of @DannyHansford in action during last nights win! #maggot

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TOMMY SKETCHERS AVIN A PARTYYY! YOU BRING THE CRUMPETS & ILL BRING THE CHARLIE #FUCKTOAST #HATRICKHERO @TomSketcher

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4-0 to the mighty crumpets!!! @TomSketcher bagging himself a hatrick & @Shaw_Joe1 getting one in aswell. Photos to follow! #MightyCrumpets

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FUN FACT: in @CrookJack spare time he is actually a looky looky shoe selling on main strip of Magaluf #whatsizesir

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@dapperlaughs yo dapper mush wanna give this 5 a side team a shout out!? Debbie makes sick crumpets you know. Got a match tonight Oioi

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@rmoggridge is getting a good luck kiss from a lucky lady.I hope she doesn't effect your football, your shit enough.

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@AlexWass283 Hi Alex, Glad you enjoy our Twitter page. If you'd like a season ticket please apply via our website @ https://t.co/Io1i7re3nj

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@officialpompey do u want some of Debbie's finest crumpets mush?

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After last weeks star performance by our goalie we was expecting EA to up his stats! Clearly he is still shit! #cunt

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Photos emerge from this mornings training session and @CrookJack is looking in great shape ready for tonight's game!

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Let's look at the stats of Debbie's crumpets worst ever signing #fatfornapa #mantits #beerbelly #quiter #dumpling