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Somewhat cycling obsessed - be it riding or watching from the sofa.

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@LakesWeather @lakedistrictnpa Really enjoyed your posts-well done 👏🏻

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@LidlTrek Like a bullet!

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@LinnettHill That’s incredible! 😱

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@lucasaganronald Good for them! 🙌🏼

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@JohnDonoghue64 High hedges are required for shelter from the non stop Pembrokeshire winds 🤣

[Old School Eddie @Old_SchoolEddie]

I did not write this, just passing it on..

Don’t Mess with Anyone Over 60.

Seriously.

They’re not just older, they’re a different species.

Built from cold toast, hot tempers, and instincts sharper than any app.

These are the people who:

Could read their mom’s mood by the slam of a cabinet door.

Wielded a flying slipper like a heat-seeking missile.

Knew by age 7: “Lunch is in the fridge. Heat it up. Don’t burn the house down.”

At 9, they could cook soup — no recipe, no measurements, just vibes.

By 10, they were fixing taps, dodging stray dogs, and wearing buckets as armor.

They grew up outside.

No phones. No screens.

Just monkey bars → creeks → scraped knees → home by sunset.

Their Wi-Fi? Instinct.

Their antivirus? A garden hose and a gut of steel.

Bread with sugar. Cuts patched with spit and a mystery leaf.

Allergies? Maybe. But unless something fell off — “You’re fine.”

They survived it all:

Transistor radios and vinyl stacks
Black-and-white TV with rabbit ears
Cassettes, Discmans, and pencils jammed into tape reels.

Now they carry every song ever made in their pocket but still miss the sweet grind of a cassette rewinding.

When they got a driver’s license?

They crossed countries with just a paper map, egg sandwiches, and pure faith.
No AC. No GPS. No reservations.

Just: Go.

They remember life before the internet.
Before "low battery" was a thing.

Before birthdays needed reminders.

If they forgot yours? They just didn’t show up. No big deal.

These legends:

Fixed everything with duct tape and a butter knife
Had one TV channel and loved it

Think “scrolling” still means flipping through a phone book

Believe: “If you didn’t answer, you must be alive. Call back later.”

They’re not soft.

They’re forged from rusted metal swings and emotional asbestos.

Tough skin. Sharper minds. Ninja reflexes from dodging life the hard way.

They’ve seen more. Felt deeper.

And they’ve got a Werther’s Original in their pocket that predates your TikTok account.

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@LidlTrek @QuinnSimmons9 Laser focused! 👍🏼👏🏻💪🏼

[Dr Louise Newson @drlouisenewson]

Read here: https://t.co/1TKSpdGAIj

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@LidlTrek Resplendent 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

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@AnnamacB And not to forget when Mads was instrumental in @richie_porte finishing on the podium in TDF ❤️💙💛

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@LidlTrek Never in doubt! What a team effort 🤩

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@giroditalia @LidlTrek @Mads__Pedersen 🤩

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@MikelLandaMeana Heart goes out to you~best wishes for a speedy and full recovery ❤️‍🩹

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@LidlTrek SO SO good to come home after a bike ride, having a wine in the sun and see this! What a perfect end to the day.
Congratulations Skelly! 👏🏻👏🏻

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@crazymandance Beautiful song, beautiful human being, beautifully performed ❤️

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@JPBWFarm Has @Number10cat moved to the country? Finally had enough of his no.10 tenants?

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@dexterjack17 @retiredinhawaii @workingmomblog @CountVolpe Phew, that worked!

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@LidlTrek @Japancup_ofc @Tomashuuns Great end to the season, congratulations 🙌🏼

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@LidlTrek @Tomashuuns Fantastic effort, gutted he didn’t get a medal on the line 😫. Such an underrated rider who works tirelessly for others in normal circumstances 💪🏼

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@timfarron Thank you for doing the right thing 👏🏻